NFL viewership can be summed up in this parody of “New York, New York” (the one from “On the Town”, not the Minnelli movie):
“The NFL is about to drown.
Disgust is up, and the viewership down.”
(Okay I’m no buzzsawmonkey…..)
But in any event, here’s the games for today – and for the love of all that’s holy networks, can we focus on the action on the field rather than the inaction on the sideline?
49ers @ Panthers
Ravens @ Browns (no truth to rumor that Manziel is outside stadium with a sign “will pass for food”)
Titans @ Lions (Go Kitty Kats, GOOO!)
Chiefs @ Texans
Dolphins @ Patriots
Saints @ Giants (damn – last week it was son’s team, this week it’s Rodan’s)
Bengals @ Steelers
Cowboys @ Redskins
Buccaneers @ Cardinals
Seahawks @ Rams (Kick their ass, Ospreys)
Colts @ Broncos
Falcons @ Raiders (Welcome to the Black Hole, birdies)
Jaguars @ Chargers
Packers @ Vikings (sorry Jane, gotta go with my boy A.R.)
Monday’s Game
Eagles @ Chicago