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    by coldwarrior ( 75 Comments › )
    Filed under Open thread at May 13th, 2017 - 7:47 am

    It’s a White Russian with no cup and sloppy use of the ice…an Ovechkin!

    Thanks! Primanti Bros!

    New Drink Special – The Ovechkin! #WhiteRussianNoCup pic.twitter.com/FmZl7HN0cn

    — Primanti Bros (@primantibros) May 11, 2017 “>

    Hilarious, for yinz who are hockey fans!

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    1. Deplorable Bumr50
      1 | May 13, 2017 10:07 am

      Elimin8ed.


    2. Deplorable Bumr50
      2 | May 13, 2017 11:15 am


    3. eaglesoars
      3 | May 13, 2017 11:44 am

      blech. I figured it sucked, but I hadn’t seen the actual numbers.

      Floating around over our heads – $500 TRILLION in derivatives

      They don’t know how to regulate the market, the few things that they’ve tried have done nothing but create incentives to game the system.

      [W]hile the new trading, clearing, capital, and margin requirements have not generated the expected levels of derivatives market standardization, these requirements may be driving new market behaviors. For example, higher margin requirements for bilateral contracts may incentivize different types of institutions to become CCP [Central Counterparty] members, while higher capital requirements may lead to fewer traditional intermediaries providing clearing services.

      In the 2008 crash, the majority of derivative instruments were based on mortgages. This time, it looks like interest rate and credit contracts.

      Just to compare the scale of $500 trillion: US GDP is about $20 trillion, global GDP around $71 trillion


    4. Deplorable Bumr50
      4 | May 13, 2017 11:46 am

      @ eaglesoars:

      Hmmm.

      I don’t understand ANY of that.


    5. 5 | May 13, 2017 11:52 am

      Okay, so what IS the trick to getting video posted on here? Is it still the httpv, or is it something different now?


    6. eaglesoars
      6 | May 13, 2017 11:54 am

      right_wing2 wrote:

      Okay, so what IS the trick to getting video posted on here? Is it still the httpv, or is it something different now?

      I believe only those w/admin or mod status are able to do it.

      As far as the financial stuff – there is more debt than there is money. Carry on.


    7. eaglesoars
      7 | May 13, 2017 12:02 pm

      Deplorable Bumr50 wrote:

      I don’t understand ANY of that.

      actually you do, they just use fancy words. A derivative is anything whose value/price is derived from something else. It is a proxy.

      If an institution buys mortgages, it is buying debt. At the first stage, that institution could expect to receive the value of the mortgage, which includes interest. The underlying thing the value is derived from is the dwelling. Now think about what happens to the value of the mortgage if the price of the dwelling rises or falls. And you can roll it up/extrapolate from there.

      Just remember that ultimately, it is all about DEBT. Debt has a value, but it also has a cost and in my experience, that cost is almost always prohibitive.


    8. Deplorable Bumr50
      8 | May 13, 2017 12:12 pm

      @ eaglesoars:

      Oh, OK!!

      Well that’s not good…


    9. lobo91
      9 | May 13, 2017 12:29 pm

      @ eaglesoars:

      Now think about what happens to the value of the mortgage if the price of the dwelling rises or falls

      Or if the value of the property was never properly determined in the first place.


    10. eaglesoars
      10 | May 13, 2017 12:35 pm

      @ lobo91:

      which is exactly how bubbles happen


    11. 11 | May 13, 2017 2:10 pm

      Well, damn it. That did not work out as well as hoped.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7kFUgDnFxI

      coldwarrior has decided to learn to play the guitar. I have been giving him tips and exercises to help his playing.

      One of the things I keep hammering away at (he gets it) is how incredibly important it is to be thinking not so much about what you are playing right this second, but what you are about to to play.

      As I keep telling cold, which finger position you use to play each chord or scale determines to a large degree what you can play next.

      So I decided to make a short video to visually show how this works. I put together a chord progression with a few passing tones that was suppose to show how the fingering of each chord lead to the fingering of the next with a few passing tones thrown in to add a little melody to connect the chords.

      Unfortunately as you can see, my webcam doesn’t have a very good frame rate or resolution. Hopefully its just good enough for cold to see what I have been telling him.


    12. eaglesoars
      12 | May 13, 2017 3:50 pm

      doriangrey wrote:

      One of the things I keep hammering away at (he gets it) is how incredibly important it is to be thinking not so much about what you are playing right this second, but what you are about to to play.

      that’s just when you’re learning, right? ‘Cuz if I tried that on a keyboard, I’d freeze up.
      In the “you are what you eat” dept we have

      Study Shows Association Between Gut Microbes and Brain Structure in People with Irritable Bowel Syndrome

      The results suggest that signals generated by the brain can influence the composition of microbes residing in the intestine and that the chemicals in the gut can shape the human brain’s structure.

      Additionally, the researchers gained insight into the connections among childhood trauma, brain development and the composition of the gut microbiome.


    13. 13 | May 13, 2017 5:11 pm

      eaglesoars wrote:

      that’s just when you’re learning, right? ‘Cuz if I tried that on a keyboard, I’d freeze up.

      Oddly enough, typing class is where I learned this. I extrapolated this from the “Home Position” taught in typing class. This is not something I was taught as a guitar player. While in college working on my degree in music I was a Music Theory Major with an emphasis on Classical Piano. (You should see coldwarrior roll on the floor laughing when I describe Dr Sophia Spiegel and my special relationship)

      In Classical Piano there is something akin to typing’s “Home Position”, involving how and where your hands rest on the keyboard before you play a single note. Both typing and piano playing rely on the concept of a “Home Position” which is specifically designed to facilitate ease, quickness and fluidity with economy of movement.

      On a piano, there are three ways to play any chord. On the guitar, there are closer to 20. On a piano, its first inversion, second inversion and third inversion. That’s it. You change octave by moving up or down the keyboard.

      On the guitar, there are seven basic chord forms and three inversion of each chord form, split across two registers. Consequently you can play any chord at least 20 different way and still be playing the exact same chord.

      While it may sound like this makes playing the guitar more complicated than the piano, that actually is not the case. So its super important while you are first learning, but just like learning your home position on a typewriter keyboard, it becomes second nature after awhile, but you still need to do it to play smoothly.

      You don’t freeze up doing it on a guitar anymore than you do on a keyboard thinking how to spell a word before you type that word.


    14. coldwarrior
      14 | May 13, 2017 6:21 pm

      @ doriangrey:

      😆

      i’m still figuring out how to write the letters! still making endless ovals and circles to learn to control the pen!

      —off to the salt mines!

      (i practiced through my finger laceration this morning, that hurt…)


    15. eaglesoars
      15 | May 13, 2017 6:24 pm

      @ doriangrey:

      you explained that beautifully, thanks


    16. eaglesoars
      16 | May 13, 2017 6:35 pm

      I kind of understand this…ok, no I don’t but it’s fun.

      Counterfactual Quantum Communication has been achieved.

      counterfactual communication – a type of quantum communication where no particles travel between two recipients.

      Theoretical physicists have long proposed that such a form of communication would be possible, but now, for the first time, researchers have been able to experimentally achieve it – transferring a black and white bitmap image from one location to another without sending any physical particles.

      Watched Quantum Pots Never Boil


    17. 17 | May 13, 2017 6:55 pm

      eaglesoars wrote:

      @ doriangrey:

      you explained that beautifully, thanks

      Thank you, I really wasn’t sure if I was getting that across or whether it would make sense.


    18. 19 | May 13, 2017 7:03 pm

      lobo91 wrote:

      Chief ABC Political Analyst Matthew Dowd: Persecution of Muslims in US Worse than Christian Persecution in Middle East

      Oh for fucks sake, somebody put Dowd in a box and mail his worthless ass to Syria.


    19. RIX
      20 | May 13, 2017 7:40 pm

      @ lobo91:
      That is an insane statement. Matthew Dowd is a loathsome individual, and he demonstrates that every Sunday
      morning.


    20. eaglesoars
      22 | May 13, 2017 8:01 pm

      RIX wrote:

      Matthew Dowd is a loathsome individual, and he demonstrates that every Sunday
      morning.

      I suspect it’s a job requirement. It demonstrates he’s an other than one of the rubes that are required to play the role of trash.


    21. eaglesoars
      23 | May 13, 2017 8:05 pm

      RIX wrote:

      http://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2017/05/13/slates-hot-mothers-day-take-babies-create-chores-which-leads-to-gendered-unhappiness-and-hatred/
      @ Twitchy
      Slate disses Mothers Day.Libs are rain at a picnic.

      wait till the kid learns how to talk.


    22. RIX
      24 | May 13, 2017 8:15 pm

      eaglesoars wrote:

      RIX wrote:

      Matthew Dowd is a loathsome individual, and he demonstrates that every Sunday
      morning.

      I suspect it’s a job requirement. It demonstrates he’s an other than one of the rubes that are required to play the role of trash.

      Exactly. He cross dresses as Republican while constantly smearing them.


    23. RIX
      25 | May 13, 2017 8:17 pm

      eaglesoars wrote:

      RIX wrote:

      http://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2017/05/13/slates-hot-mothers-day-take-babies-create-chores-which-leads-to-gendered-unhappiness-and-hatred/
      @ Twitchy
      Slate disses Mothers Day.Libs are rain at a picnic.

      wait till the kid learns how to talk.

      No kidding.


    24. 26 | May 13, 2017 9:34 pm

      Ok… Time for Dr Who again…


    25. eaglesoars
      27 | May 13, 2017 9:41 pm

      Penn alumni returning to campus for a class reunion call on Penn to take a stronger stand against Trump

      That’s the headline.

      Penn alumni returning to campus for a class reunion this weekend are taking a stand against one of their peers — President Donald Trump.

      Over the next three days, more than a dozen attendees of the 1967 class reunion and graduation ceremony will wear buttons calling upon Penn to “Denounce Trump,” who graduated from Wharton in 1968.

      So that’s 13.


    26. 28 | May 13, 2017 10:23 pm

      eaglesoars wrote:

      Penn alumni returning to campus for a class reunion call on Penn to take a stronger stand against Trump

      That’s the headline.

      Penn alumni returning to campus for a class reunion this weekend are taking a stand against one of their peers — President Donald Trump.

      Over the next three days, more than a dozen attendees of the 1967 class reunion and graduation ceremony will wear buttons calling upon Penn to “Denounce Trump,” who graduated from Wharton in 1968.

      So that’s 13.

      The geriatric butthurt gang rides again…


    27. lobo91
      29 | May 13, 2017 10:25 pm

      @ eaglesoars:

      Sales, however, wanted to take a tangible stand against a president who he characterized as stating “anti-intellectual” alternative facts.

      You mean like telling people that the oceans are going to recede if they elect him?

      Oh, wait. That wasn’t Trump.

      Never mind…


    28. AZfederalist
      30 | May 13, 2017 10:36 pm

      @ eaglesoars:

      This crap is really getting old. It’s almost as if they want people to laugh at and shun them. Because that’s the point to which I am getting. People start that crap around me, I’m laughing in their faces, calling them twits and pointing out that if we had said that about Trump we’d have been called all kinds of nasty names.


    29. 31 | May 13, 2017 10:46 pm

      AZfederalist wrote:

      @ eaglesoars:

      This crap is really getting old. It’s almost as if they want people to laugh at and shun them. Because that’s the point to which I am getting. People start that crap around me, I’m laughing in their faces, calling them twits and pointing out that if we had said that about Trump we’d have been called all kinds of nasty names.

      Actually its worse, they are absolutely clueless but think somewhere someone gives a flying monkey’s butt about their opinions.


    30. eaglesoars
      32 | May 13, 2017 10:53 pm

      AZfederalist wrote:

      This crap is really getting old.

      This crap was old 2 years into Obama. I’m a girl (ok, 65, but all my sensibilities are female). To listen to 8 years of bilge about Michelle Obama’s ‘style’ was horrendous. She carried herself like a pregnant linebacker and if you ever heard her speak off camera in her personal space, it was street ghetto all the way. I cuss like a sailor, but I’m Audrey Hepburn compared to that guttersnipe. And Obama is no different, he knows what he married. He wanted ‘authentic black’ and he got it.

      These people will posture no matter who is in power, because poseurs is what they are. If these people were really so upset with Penn, they’d pull their donations and skip the reunions. But they need a stage to perform on so if it weren’t Penn it would be something else.

      Watch this guy try to deduct the cost of the 100 ‘Denounce Trump’ pins from his taxes.


    31. Deplorable Bumr50
      33 | May 13, 2017 11:08 pm

      AZfederalist wrote:

      This crap is really getting old.

      It’s not going to stop. And I hope everyone including Donald Trump understands that.

      It’s not about any particular outrage or grievance.

      It’s a strategy.


    32. eaglesoars
      34 | May 13, 2017 11:10 pm

      Deplorable Bumr50 wrote:

      It’s a strategy.

      It is. But the useful idiots Penn alumni don’t know that. The media know it, the political operatives know it, but for a lot of people it’s simply social signalling.


    33. 35 | May 13, 2017 11:11 pm

      eaglesoars wrote:

      Watch this guy try to deduct the cost of the 100 ‘Denounce Trump’ pins from his taxes.

      Watch dufus get audited.


    34. eaglesoars
      36 | May 13, 2017 11:18 pm

      @ doriangrey:

      karma


    35. eaglesoars
      37 | May 13, 2017 11:47 pm

      @ Deplorable Bumr50:
      @ AZfederalist:

      This is just for you. A video of Victor Davis Hansen discussing all this Trump derangement stuff. Ginni Thomas has summarized it in her text, but you can watch the video.

      As for Democratic leaders, he calls them simply “geriatric.” He sees the younger ones as “unhinged and in search of an identity.” Rather than find policies to bring working class voters back to the Democratic Party, Hanson predicts they will rally around race, class, and gender, as well as climate change and other fads thought up by Hollywood and radical elites.

      This compelling video features Hanson discussing the intolerance and infantilization on display on American campuses, as well as tips for ordinary Americans living with growing intolerance and incivility.


    36. lobo91
      38 | May 14, 2017 12:00 am

      @ eaglesoars:

      Rather than find policies to bring working class voters back to the Democratic Party, Hanson predicts they will rally around race, class, and gender, as well as climate change and other fads thought up by Hollywood and radical elites.

      That’s exactly what they’re going to do. They’ll double down on the lunacy, and once again, they’ll have to blame someone for their electoral trouncing.

      Maybe North Korea next time?


    37. eaglesoars
      39 | May 14, 2017 12:43 pm

      where is Guggi?

      Germany Confiscating Homes to Use for Migrants

      In an unprecedented move, Hamburg authorities confiscated six residential units in the Hamm district near the city center. A trustee appointed by the city is now renovating the properties and will rent them — against the will of the owner — to tenants chosen by the city. District spokeswoman Sorina Weiland said that all renovation costs will be billed to the owner of the properties.

      We have eminent domain laws but they sure as hell don’t stick us with that. I don’t know what the property rights in Germany are.

      Happy Mother’s Day everyone. My girls gave me some beautiful flowers that they chose all by themselves. And the card, too!


    38. 40 | May 14, 2017 1:48 pm

      @ eaglesoars:
      I wonder how much trouble I’d get in if my rental property (I’m guessing that’s what they’re talking about) mysteriously burned to the ground.


    39. 42 | May 14, 2017 2:26 pm

      right_wing2 wrote:

      Bin Laden’s son vows revenge on US.

      Trump is prolly gonna drop a MOAB on his punk ass.


    40. eaglesoars
      43 | May 14, 2017 2:57 pm

      doriangrey wrote:

      right_wing2 wrote:

      Bin Laden’s son vows revenge on US.

      Trump is prolly gonna drop a MOAB on his punk ass.

      AFTER he sends him a tweet: KNOCK KNOCK!


    41. 44 | May 14, 2017 4:47 pm

      @ right_wing2:

      Geez, what WILL those Mohammedans do when Mecca gets vaporized?


    42. 45 | May 14, 2017 5:21 pm

      Deplorable Macker wrote:

      @ right_wing2:

      Geez, what WILL those Mohammedans do when Mecca gets vaporized?

      Tragically it probably never will be exposed to the brilliant light of a million suns required to disinfect the earth of its viral cancerous toxins. Nobody in the West, not even Trump has the testicular fortitude to deal with Islam as is required.


    43. lobo91
      46 | May 14, 2017 5:57 pm

      Well, I’m back to being one-handed.

      I finally regained the use of the fingers on my right hand after getting 3 cortisone shots the other day. Now my left hand is messed up. My sister’s stupid yappy dog bit me


    44. eaglesoars
      47 | May 14, 2017 7:09 pm

      @ lobo91:

      ok, what did you do to the dog? BEFORE it bit you, I mean.


    45. Aussie Infidel
      48 | May 14, 2017 7:14 pm

      eaglesoars wrote:

      where is Guggi?

      Germany Confiscating Homes to Use for Migrants

      In an unprecedented move, Hamburg authorities confiscated six residential units in the Hamm district near the city center. A trustee appointed by the city is now renovating the properties and will rent them — against the will of the owner — to tenants chosen by the city. District spokeswoman Sorina Weiland said that all renovation costs will be billed to the owner of the properties.

      We have eminent domain laws but they sure as hell don’t stick us with that. I don’t know what the property rights in Germany are.

      Non Existent property rights obviously. The Germans are once more circling the drainhole of history, for a third time in a single century. They are obviously very slow learners or have some sort of a death wish.

      I’m going for the latter.


    46. Aussie Infidel
      49 | May 14, 2017 7:21 pm

      right_wing2 wrote:

      Bin Laden’s son vows revenge on US.

      The guy is just ‘social signalling’ to get cudos from his cohort.

      Alas for him it also attracts hellfire missiles and drones.


    47. eaglesoars
      50 | May 14, 2017 7:25 pm

      Aussie Infidel wrote:

      to get cudos from his cohort.

      and $$$$

      I’m betting the bin laden family cut that branch off the tree


    48. Aussie Infidel
      51 | May 14, 2017 7:28 pm

      @ eaglesoars:
      Either way it’s worth spending $100k on a hellfire with his name on it.


    49. lobo91
      52 | May 14, 2017 7:33 pm

      eaglesoars wrote:

      @ lobo91:

      ok, what did you do to the dog? BEFORE it bit you, I mean.

      Reached down to pet it.


    50. rain of lead
      53 | May 14, 2017 8:23 pm

      well, we’re back

      took momcat and the girl out for dinner
      went to a local Japanese steakhouse to celebrate a three-fer

      mothers day (today)
      my b-day (52) (Tuesday)
      and our anniversary (31) (Thursday)

      and the girl is making me a cake on tues

      every once in a while, life can be good


    51. eaglesoars
      54 | May 14, 2017 8:45 pm

      rain of lead wrote:

      my b-day (52) (Tuesday)

      hey! That’s my sister’s b-day too! So Happy B-day!


    52. eaglesoars
      55 | May 14, 2017 8:52 pm

      lobo91 wrote:

      Reached down to pet it.

      I’m betting the dog saw it differently. Unless it’s a dachshund. They can be nippy just for the hell of it


    53. rain of lead
      56 | May 14, 2017 9:02 pm

      @ eaglesoars:

      how does that saying go, “if I knew I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.”


    54. eaglesoars
      57 | May 14, 2017 9:09 pm

      As the story unfolds, it becomes impossible to overlook the cold truth that when it comes to managing 2.2 million acres of wilderness, nobody since the Indians has had the faintest idea how to do it. And nobody asked the Indians, because the Indians managed the land very intrusively. The Indians started fires, burned trees and grasses, hunted the large animals, elk and moose, to the edge of extinction. White men refused to follow that practice, and made things worse.

      What makes the pubic think governments which run Windows XP and lose secrets can manage Climate

      Well, some know managing climate isn’t really the goal, but stupid is as stupid does.


    55. eaglesoars
      58 | May 14, 2017 9:10 pm

      rain of lead wrote:

      @ eaglesoars:

      how does that saying go, “if I knew I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.”

      no kidding. I just turned 65. You would not BELIEVE the skin care stuff I’ve been buying.

      From France.


    56. Aussie Infidel
      59 | May 14, 2017 9:38 pm

      @ eaglesoars:
      The skin care stuff you SHOULD have bought from New Zealand

      Snowberry has just released a new reformulation of its skin ‘gel’ product that with Retinalic acid are the ONLY double blind clinical trailed fixes for wrinkles. You really do NOT want to be forcid to use the Retinalic acid however as you have to use steroids to control the contra-indications and we all know that that option is very bad.

      I think a 100 ml of the new reformulation of Snowberry’s ‘gel’ is about US$100 for 100ml.that will last you for between 4-6 months. There is also a money back guarantee that if it doesn’t fix your wrinkles within a month they will give you your money back.

      🙂


    57. eaglesoars
      60 | May 14, 2017 9:57 pm

      @ Aussie Infidel:

      You told me about it before, I’ve been using it for months. As a matter of fact, it’s time to reorder. It’s a good serum, can’t feel it on my skin, goes right under everything else w/o changing texture or anything.


    58. eaglesoars
      61 | May 14, 2017 10:00 pm

      This stuff. It’s great. And really no shipping costs as they do it out of New York.


    59. eaglesoars
      62 | May 14, 2017 10:02 pm

      eaglesoars wrote:

      And really no shipping costs as they do it out of New York.

      oh, belay THAT! They now charge me shipping.


    60. eaglesoars
      63 | May 14, 2017 10:13 pm

      Obama and Mooch didn’t spend a lot of time in D.C. Their next stop is a restored Tuscan village in Italy

      Borgo Finocchieto, a refurbished 14th century village in Tuscany that will play home to the Obamas when they arrive later Sunday. It was once owned by the noble Borghese family


    61. 64 | May 14, 2017 10:30 pm

      rain of lead wrote:

      well, we’re back

      took momcat and the girl out for dinner
      went to a local Japanese steakhouse to celebrate a three-fer

      mothers day (today)
      my b-day (52) (Tuesday)
      and our anniversary (31) (Thursday)

      and the girl is making me a cake on tues

      every once in a while, life can be good

      Dang whippersnappers… Get off my lawn… dang kids…


    62. rain of lead
      65 | May 14, 2017 10:54 pm

      @ doriangrey:

      old age and gravity are NOT your friends


    63. Deplorable Bumr50
      66 | May 14, 2017 10:56 pm

      rain of lead wrote:

      gravity

      Don’t f*ck with gravity.

      You’ll fly off at extreme velocity…


    64. 67 | May 14, 2017 11:17 pm

      rain of lead wrote:

      @ doriangrey:

      old age and gravity are NOT your friends

      Yea, I hadn’t figured that out yet.


    65. Aussie Infidel
      68 | May 14, 2017 11:32 pm

      @ eaglesoars:
      Snowberry was due to release an advanced formulation in May.

      The same ingredients but with a high ted delivery system that gets the good stuff deep down in the dermis where it is needed.


    66. lobo91
      69 | May 14, 2017 11:39 pm

      eaglesoars wrote:

      lobo91 wrote:

      Reached down to pet it.

      I’m betting the dog saw it differently. Unless it’s a dachshund. They can be nippy just for the hell of it

      It’s not like it was a random dog I’d never met before. My nephew opened the door, the dog ran up, and I reached down. Then it bit me.


    67. eaglesoars
      70 | May 14, 2017 11:40 pm

      @ Aussie Infidel:

      It’s in there. Copper Tripeptide-1

      the challenge is in actually having this quite complex molecule enter the dermis, rather than simply sit on top of the epidermis. This is the breakthrough that Snowberry has achieved following five years of University pharmaceutical research in Auckland. Snowberry has developed a world-first delivery technology that ensures the safe delivery of the peptide into dermal cells. That’s what Cu-PEP™ means. And the New Radiance Face Serum is the only serum in the world with this technology.


    68. eaglesoars
      71 | May 14, 2017 11:42 pm

      lobo91 wrote:

      Then it bit me.

      is the dog old, perhaps developing vision problems? I’ve been bitten by dogs accidentally when they were going after something else, like a stick I was holding. It could be a failure to correctly identify something somehow.


    69. lobo91
      72 | May 14, 2017 11:53 pm

      @ eaglesoars:

      Not that I’m aware of. And there was nothing in that hand.

      It wasn’t an accidental nip. He bit the hell out of my finger.


    70. eaglesoars
      73 | May 15, 2017 12:04 am

      @ lobo91:

      I had that happen once – with a German Shepard. That’s how we found out the poor thing had cataracts. Neighbor’s dog,knew me, adored me, we were playing fetch/tug and CLAMP!. He didn’t break the skin, but it felt like he broke every bone in my hand. I couldn’t write for about a week.

      If the dog knows you and isn’t normally aggressive, I’d get a health check.

      I’m off, nite.


    71. 74 | May 15, 2017 12:18 am

      lobo91 wrote:

      @ eaglesoars:

      Not that I’m aware of. And there was nothing in that hand.

      It wasn’t an accidental nip. He bit the hell out of my finger.

      Don’t over think this. You are literally 10 times smarter than the dog and have 100 times the capacity to communicate. 90 percent of the time when a dog bites, it not personal, it’s just the dog saying, back the fuck up.


    72. 75 | May 15, 2017 12:29 am

      doriangrey wrote:

      90 percent of the time when a dog bites, it not personal, it’s just the dog saying, back the fuck up.

      All member of the genes Canis lupus and its subspecies i.e. dogs, are territorial. The aggressiveness which which they defend that territory varies between subspecies and individual. Even the friendliest and most well behaved dogs will bite if they think you are uninvited into their territory.


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