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  • Simon and Garfunkel PARODY OOT

    by Deplorable Macker ( 58 Comments › )
    Filed under Humor, Music, OOT at May 19th, 2017 - 8:00 pm

    Posted this over at Gab. Just had to share it here too!

    It’s the Friday Night Open Thread!

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    58 Responses to “Simon and Garfunkel PARODY OOT”
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    1. Aussie Infidel
      1 | May 19, 2017 8:39 pm

      Quite well done really.

      Clever AND funny.

      🙂

      4 1/2 stars


    2. RIX
      2 | May 19, 2017 8:59 pm

      Ok, that’s primo!


    3. RIX
      3 | May 19, 2017 9:06 pm

      Did you see Trump and Melania boarding the chopper to go to Air Force One to go on the
      trip to the Middle East? Good God y’all what a great visual compared to the Obamas. That woman
      is smokin!


    4. Aussie Infidel
      4 | May 19, 2017 9:24 pm

      RIX wrote:

      Did you see Trump and Melania boarding the chopper to go to Air Force One to go on the
      trip to the Middle East? Good God y’all what a great visual compared to the Obamas. That woman
      is smokin!

      The long blonde hair will have the Saudis howling at the moon and excusing themselves all the time to go and jerk off in the corner.

      Bloody Arabs


    5. RIX
      5 | May 19, 2017 9:27 pm

      Aussie Infidel wrote:

      RIX wrote:

      Did you see Trump and Melania boarding the chopper to go to Air Force One to go on the
      trip to the Middle East? Good God y’all what a great visual compared to the Obamas. That woman
      is smokin!

      The long blonde hair will have the Saudis howling at the moon and excusing themselves all the time to go and jerk off in the corner.

      Bloody Arabs

      Yup, and the are not requiring her to cover. They will never have the same relationships with their goats.
      Oh, G’day mate !


    6. RIX
      6 | May 19, 2017 9:29 pm

      http://www.breitbart.com/big-journalism/2017/05/19/fox-news-fires-bob-beckel-for-second-time-after-alleged-racist-remark/
      @ Gateway Pundit
      Beckel dumped again by Fox. I take no pleasure in a guy losing a job, but this is a hard core buffoon.


    7. 7 | May 19, 2017 10:28 pm

      @ Aussie Infidel:
      @ RIX:

      Reach Out, Touch Goat! 👿


    8. eaglesoars
      8 | May 20, 2017 1:37 pm

      And speaking of parodies

      Hoax Science Paper Says Penis Is a Social Construct that Worsens Climate Change

      Toxic hypermasculinity derives its significance directly from the conceptual penis and applies itself to supporting neocapitalist materialism, which is a fundamental driver of climate change, especially in the rampant use of carbon-emitting fossil fuel technologies and careless domination of virgin natural environments.

      We assumed that if we were merely clear in our moral implications that maleness is intrinsically bad and that the penis is somehow at the root of it, we could get the paper published in a respectable journal.

      Cogent Social Science, the journal that printed it, is apparently still clueless that they’ve been had. The piece is still there.


    9. eaglesoars
      10 | May 20, 2017 1:51 pm

      I didn’t know there were 2.

      4chan has found what looks like a 3rd twitter account for Seth Rich


    10. eaglesoars
      11 | May 20, 2017 2:12 pm

      doriangrey wrote:

      @ eaglesoars:
      https://twitter.com/OscarWildeGrey/status/865986783149871105

      actually, I think it’s murder


    11. RIX
      12 | May 20, 2017 4:18 pm

      Greetings from San Francisco. I am not supposed to be in San Francisco, I am supposed to be over the Pacific
      winging to Hawaii. Yup, got three on a morning non-stop from Chicago to Honolulu.
      I had some trepidation because the airline is United , and damn it I was right. They lost one of their three generators
      and we are on the ground for repair. How long? Who knows , but they are giving us meal vouchers. I do not want a voucher, I want to fly. I just hope that we get out today. United is a mess.
      Oh well, at least we are headed to Hawaii. How bad can it. be?


    12. Deplorable Bumr50
      13 | May 20, 2017 4:34 pm

      RIX wrote:

      Oh well, at least we are headed to Hawaii. How bad can it. be?

      You didn’t see that episode of ‘The Brady Bunch’?


    13. RIX
      14 | May 20, 2017 5:07 pm

      Deplorable Bumr50 wrote:

      RIX wrote:

      Oh well, at least we are headed to Hawaii. How bad can it. be?

      You didn’t see that episode of ‘The Brady Bunch’?

      I did, but it’s kind of vague. It didn’t go well?


    14. eaglesoars
      15 | May 20, 2017 5:10 pm

      RIX wrote:

      How bad can it. be?

      I dunno. how many active volcanoes do they have going at the moment?


    15. Deplorable Bumr50
      16 | May 20, 2017 5:17 pm

      @ RIX:

      Don’t pick up the Tiki idol.


    16. RIX
      17 | May 20, 2017 6:22 pm

      eaglesoars wrote:

      RIX wrote:

      How bad can it. be?

      I dunno. how many active volcanoes do they have going at the moment?

      All below the surface, a new island is forming.


    17. RIX
      18 | May 20, 2017 6:23 pm

      Deplorable Bumr50 wrote:

      @ RIX:

      Don’t pick up the Tiki idol.

      Gonna hang loose Brudda.


    18. Aussie Infidel
      19 | May 20, 2017 7:17 pm

      eaglesoars wrote:

      RIX wrote:

      How bad can it. be?

      I dunno. how many active volcanoes do they have going at the moment?

      Counting the underwater one over the ‘hot spot’ about two I believe.

      The Big Island is smoking! Lolo is obviously pissed at somebody!

      🙂


    19. eaglesoars
      20 | May 20, 2017 7:22 pm

      @ Aussie Infidel:

      I think he should go for the Tiki idol. GO FOR IT RIX!!


    20. eaglesoars
      21 | May 20, 2017 7:31 pm

      Oh snap!

      The First Women’s College To Admit Transgender Dudes Has Now Declared A Financial Emergency

      I don’t know what the problem is, I’ve just been told penises are a cultural construct that cause global warming


    21. lobo91
      22 | May 20, 2017 7:50 pm

      De Blasio: It’s ‘Distressing’ ICE Is Arresting ‘Law-Abiding’ Illegal Immigrants

      What’s distressing is the fact that people elected this drooling moron.

      DeBlasio’s brain is a social construct…


    22. 23 | May 20, 2017 7:56 pm

      @ eaglesoars:
      Did they hire Bernie’s wife?


    23. eaglesoars
      24 | May 20, 2017 7:57 pm

      right_wing2 wrote:

      @ eaglesoars:
      Did they hire Bernie’s wife?

      no, she’s not that creative. She just flat out lied on federal loan docs.


    24. eaglesoars
      25 | May 20, 2017 7:58 pm

      lobo91 wrote:

      DeBlasio’s brain is a social construct…

      so is his wife – the ‘former’ lesbian


    25. Aussie Infidel
      26 | May 20, 2017 8:21 pm

      eaglesoars wrote:

      Oh snap!

      The First Women’s College To Admit Transgender Dudes Has Now Declared A Financial Emergency

      I don’t know what the problem is, I’ve just been told penises are a cultural construct that cause global warming

      I don’t know about ‘gerbal worming’ but it certainly effects the availability of financial support to college endowment funds.


    26. Aussie Infidel
      27 | May 20, 2017 8:28 pm

      Anyone know where we can find US$12 k to buy a wounded warrior a ‘sports’ leg’ so he can participate in the (wounded warrior) Invictus games? We’re currently in for about $7k to get his to the games and provide coaching and medical bills but funding his leg is quite an ask! We’ve shamed the NZD into funding his food and we are funding his pay while he’s away (he’s a contractor and only gets paid when he is actually working). We’ve also ‘monstered’ the Royal Australian Air Force to give him a free seat on a troop transport.

      The $12k for his sport’s leg is still a large ask.

      Suggestions folks?


    27. 28 | May 20, 2017 8:46 pm

      Funny even if not true, if true… Holy shit…

      https://twitter.com/InTheYear1611_/status/865991698744320002


    28. eaglesoars
      29 | May 20, 2017 8:52 pm

      @ Aussie Infidel:

      set up a GoFundMe page – then we’ll all post about it everywhere we go


    29. eaglesoars
      30 | May 20, 2017 8:55 pm

      doriangrey wrote:

      Funny even if not true, if true… Holy shit…

      https://twitter.com/InTheYear1611_/status/865991698744320002

      well, let’s pretend it’s true and have her entire life investigated by a special prosecutor


    30. eaglesoars
      31 | May 20, 2017 9:00 pm

      Sheriff David Clarke plagiarized portions of his master’s thesis on homeland security

      Controversial Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke, who this week announced he will be joining Donald Trump’s administration as assistant secretary in the Department of Homeland Security, plagiarized sections of his 2013 master’s thesis on US security, a CNN KFile review has found.

      Clarke, a visible surrogate for Trump during the campaign known for his incendiary rhetoric, earned a master’s degree in security studies at the Naval Postgraduate School in Monterey, California. In his thesis, “Making U.S. security and privacy rights compatible,” Clarke failed to properly attribute his sources at least 47 times.

      In all instances reviewed by CNN’s KFile, Clarke lifts language from sources and credits them with a footnote, but does not indicate with quotation marks that he is taking the words verbatim.

      THIS is C N N


    31. eaglesoars
      32 | May 20, 2017 9:20 pm

      I’m going to show you what CNN is calling plagerism. This is just one example. I’m going to bold what they say is plagarized.

      This is what Clark wrote:

      This is in stark contrast to what the executive branch has been saying in trying to reassure the public about the court’s oversight role. They have been saying

      And this is his cited source:

      The court’s description of its practical limitations contrasts with repeated assurances


    32. 33 | May 20, 2017 9:21 pm

      eaglesoars wrote:

      THIS is Catamite News Network

      ‘Nuff said.


    33. eaglesoars
      34 | May 20, 2017 9:26 pm

      @ Deplorable Macker:

      thank you!


    34. lobo91
      35 | May 20, 2017 9:29 pm

      eaglesoars wrote:

      @ Aussie Infidel:

      set up a GoFundMe page – then we’ll all post about it everywhere we go

      Yup. I’ll bet some folks from WZ would contribute


    35. eaglesoars
      36 | May 20, 2017 9:34 pm

      @ lobo91:

      does zip have a policy about posting fund raising stuff? some places do and I don’t feel like getting booted


    36. lobo91
      37 | May 20, 2017 9:35 pm

      eaglesoars wrote:

      @ lobo91:

      does zip have a policy about posting fund raising stuff? some places do and I don’t feel like getting booted

      Not that I’m aware of.


    37. lobo91
      39 | May 20, 2017 9:43 pm

      This is definitely accurate


    38. eaglesoars
      40 | May 20, 2017 9:53 pm

      lobo91 wrote:

      After ‘Poll Testing’ Impeachment of Trump – Dems Launch Concerted Effort to Backtrack on Impeachment Talk

      that’s not what’s happening. What they’ve done is establish a baseline. This is the “what do the numbers say when there is no evidence?” When/if the circumstances change, they’ll poll again to see the numbers relative to that.


    39. lobo91
      41 | May 20, 2017 9:54 pm

      @ eaglesoars:

      Since there is no evidence, I can only see them going backwards


    40. AZfederalist
      42 | May 20, 2017 9:57 pm

      @ lobo91:

      Hmm, polls must be really bad. If they were only slightly below water-line, they’d just amp up the rhetoric.


    41. eaglesoars
      43 | May 20, 2017 9:59 pm

      @ lobo91:

      there is no HONEST evidence. I listened to CNN for an hour today and they discussed every rumor/allegation as proven fact. The word ‘if’ was never uttered. “We know….”. That’s why when Krystal Ball was on Tucker the other nite and she said “he lied last week’ and he never challenged her, I was so upset. What lie?


    42. eaglesoars
      44 | May 20, 2017 10:02 pm

      Rachel Madcow saying “this is heading toward the end, right? It has to be”

      They are so accustomed to ‘narrative’, they don’t consider facts as anything other than convenient or inconvenient talking points, disposable at will.


    43. eaglesoars
      45 | May 20, 2017 10:05 pm

      Brian Seltzer says to Pooper “the pro-Trump media provides the counter-narrative”.


    44. Aussie Infidel
      46 | May 20, 2017 10:05 pm

      eaglesoars wrote:

      THIS is C N N

      CNN is inhabited by oxygen thieves.


    45. Aussie Infidel
      47 | May 20, 2017 10:07 pm

      eaglesoars wrote:

      @ Aussie Infidel:

      set up a GoFundMe page – then we’ll all post about it everywhere we go

      I assume that the funder site is akin to ‘Give-A-Little’?


    46. eaglesoars
      48 | May 20, 2017 10:19 pm

      Aussie Infidel wrote:

      eaglesoars wrote:

      @ Aussie Infidel:

      set up a GoFundMe page – then we’ll all post about it everywhere we go

      I assume that the funder site is akin to ‘Give-A-Little’?

      don’t know what that is. dorian can show you how, he set one up


    47. lobo91
      49 | May 20, 2017 10:23 pm

      This is pretty awesome. Steve Winwood, a guitar, and a fireplace:


    48. eaglesoars
      50 | May 20, 2017 10:41 pm

      If you’re following the Seth Rich stuff, zerohedge has a compilation of reddit posts


    49. Deplorable Bumr50
      51 | May 20, 2017 10:56 pm

      @ lobo91:

      Did he go into that from ‘Presence of the Lord’?

      Cause I’d love to hear it bridged together. Kinda sounds like it.


    50. lobo91
      52 | May 20, 2017 11:07 pm

      Talent runs in the family. Steve Winwood’s daughter, Lilly. The keyboard player’s pretty good, too:


    51. 53 | May 20, 2017 11:12 pm

      lobo91 wrote:

      eaglesoars wrote:

      @ Aussie Infidel:

      set up a GoFundMe page – then we’ll all post about it everywhere we go

      Yup. I’ll bet some folks from WZ would contribute

      Good way to get banned from WZ… since that is exactly what they banned me for.


    52. lobo91
      54 | May 20, 2017 11:15 pm

      @ doriangrey:

      Maybe not such a good idea, then…


    53. eaglesoars
      55 | May 20, 2017 11:16 pm

      doriangrey wrote:

      since that is exactly what they banned me for.

      ah, good to know, that’s why I asked.


    54. eaglesoars
      56 | May 20, 2017 11:19 pm

      I’m off to bed, nite.


    55. Deplorable Bumr50
      57 | May 20, 2017 11:28 pm


    56. eaglesoars
      58 | May 21, 2017 8:47 pm

      good lord! Everybody busy today? I just got to sit down for the day so…this is the hook the left is going to use to trash Trump’s triumphant visit to The Magic Kingdom.

      THE MAGIC ORB

      Trump has mind-melded with the Saudis and now can give all our secrets to them telepathically.

      Either that or it’s cultural appropriation, pick one.


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