My kids (two of whom are still believers in S. Claus) are glued to this:
https://www.noradsanta.org/
For over 60 years, NORAD and its predecessor, the Continental Air Defense Command (CONAD) have tracked Santa’s flight. Follow Santa as he makes his magical journey!
And all of this because of a misprint in the local paper. Thank you Colonel Shoup!
it dictates their bedtime. 🙂
every screen in the house has NORAD on it and I;m getting play by play where S Claus is.
me and mrs coldwarrior are going to commandeer the TV to binge watch some Original Iron Chef.
great show from Fuji TV
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Chef
Kitchen Stadium!
ALLEZ, CUISINE!!!
@ coldwarrior:
I’m gonna see if I can find some history/costume dramas on Netflix.
this is a repost from downstairs because it’s too funny to miss
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The NYT has solved the mass shootings problem. One of their star reporters has spent MONTHS of his life looking for patterns and – he FOUND IT!!
I’ve been working on this NYT project for months: Many of the deadliest mass shootings in the US were carried out by killers who used credit cards to buy high-powered weapons+ammunition that they couldn’t otherwise afford. No one was watching
NO
ONE
WAS
WATCHING
<em<BOO!
https://twitchy.com/brads-313037/2018/12/24/ny-times-has-a-major-breakthrough-people-buy-guns-the-same-way-they-buy-everything/
@ eaglesoars:
J school at its finest
https://achievebalance.com/think/soldierspoem.htm
This is airways worth a read at Christmas.
@ RIX:
🙂
maybe they’ll stay so grief-stricken they won’t spawn
When the U.N. released its latest climate report in October, it warned that without “unprecedented” action, catastrophic conditions could arrive by 2040.
For Amy Jordan, 40, of Salt Lake City, a mother of three teenage children, the report caused a “crisis.”
“The emotional reaction of my kids was severe,” she told NBC News. “There was a lot of crying. They told me, ‘We know what’s coming, and it’s going to be really rough.’
She struggled too, because there wasn’t much she could do for them. “I want to have hope, but the reports are showing that this isn’t going to stop, so all we can do is cope,” she said.
The increasing visibility of climate change, combined with bleak scientific reports and rising carbon dioxide emissions, is taking a toll on mental health, especially among young people, who are increasingly losing hope for their future. Experts call it “climate grief,” depression, anxiety and mourning over climate change
‘experts’
https://www.nbcnews.com/health/mental-health/climate-grief-growing-emotional-toll-climate-change-n946751
Liberals are just miserable people
gotta hop
Here’s an asshat we haven’t heard from in a while:
eaglesoars wrote:
My favorite comments from the thread on Twitchy:
Damn it… I’m sooo sick today…. My brother’s dogs are accusing me of cultural appropriation…
@ doriangrey:
Oh, poor thing. Did you get your flu shot?
Will someone please explain the stock market to me? I understand the Mnuchin call didn’t help (and I don’t understand why he thought he had to do that either). I just don’t see the reason(s) for the consistent drop.
help
AZfederalist wrote:
You know, there’s some Karma Is A Bitch payback in this.
Remember when banks like Bank of America pulled their credit cards from stores that sold guns or the wrong kinds of guns?
Yeah, now their asses are about to get boycotted for being used to buy guns, ammo, and anything else the SJW/Progs decide they don’t like.
They opened that Pandora’s box. Should be fun.
wonder what happens to the cryptos
https://achievebalance.com/think/soldierspoem.htm
@ GP
Cops move in to break up flash mob dance at the mall, but wait!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTH5HgTbmi4
you have never seen Bob Corker &. Reverand Lovejoy together, right?
Merry Christmas to Blogmockers everywhere!
Eat, Drink (and if you’re trans) be Mary.
https://bunkstrutts.files.wordpress.com/2018/12/Christmas-Eve.jpg
@ Bunk X:
Bunk X wrote:
And Bonk… You are smart, you are clever, and please do not reveal what the Possum is having for Christmas dinner before Possum does.
Yep It is a Cornish hen thing, it is 14 ounces. The dinner guests are my two cats, and I already have my sister and an ex long time partner on the hook.
Facebook is great for LOLs
@ Possum:
A properly done game hen is a culinary delight.
coldwarrior wrote:
And one done Possum style is going to be really funny tomorrow.
Christmas dinner is going to be fun. Cats will NOT eat human food.
Going to have to seriously fake the video.
@ Possum:
Mum’s the word. I won’t talk about what you eat as long as you stay away from my daughters.
Meanwhile, Bunkessa told me she signed up her uncle for Dip Of The Month Club for a Christmas present.
I guess that means that on the first of every month some new goober is going to show up at his door. “Hiya! Here I am! Where’s your refrigerator? Can I use your phone? I need to borrow your car for a few days. Can we watch ‘The Brady Bunch?’ etc.
@ Bunk X:
Already have that arrangement in Texas.
🙂
Guess I better bite the bullet and start my Christmas shopping. What should I get the Missus?
Oh if anyone here on Blogmog, Facebook or Dod has not realized this yet. Internet is for fun.
Real life is not always fun, but sometime it is. If you see this you know who you are buddy.
And the chicken is done!
just plated some marvelous Kiwi lamb done on the grill.
Thanks Aussie!
holy smokes, is that great stuff.
Bunk X wrote:
a gift card at this point!
🙂
@ Bunk X:
two drink minimum folks! tip your waitress!
Possum wrote:
and spending money
@ Possum:
Lemme know if you want the Missus’ Yorkshire pudding recipe… again.
coldwarrior wrote:
That’s called a Visa Card. She’s already got one.
Garden store is still open for another hour or so, and we need a new rake.
@ Bunk X:
Maybe he gets 12 flavors of Skoal…
Gift card….. Well I has a story.
I have a very close friend who is going away to college in January.
Initial instinct was to get my friend gift cards for grocery stores and gas stations etc. Cards to keep my friend alive.
Then I discovered my friend had a “friend” and the focus shifted. Got my friend gift cards to resturaunts, fast food places etc.
Trying to ensure my friend got to have a meal and a face to face at least once a week with her “friend”
Giving gift cards are OK if there is a plan…. LOL In March I know my friend is going to be broke and hungry and yelling at me on the phone saying “I CAN’T EAT A AMC MOVIE TICKET!!!!!”
I exaggerate… Walmart gift cards are an easy option.
Specifically targeted gift cards show you care.
Bunk X wrote:
Ah, a fan of Walter E Williams I see.
Bunk X wrote:
on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me, a roll of skoal long cut!
eaglesoars wrote:
Social Justice Warrior virtue signaling is like setting a fire in a fireworks factory. Its not just a bad idea, its a guaranteed way of losing control and burning everything to the ground.
AZfederalist wrote:
Heh. I forgot about that. He got his wife a snow shovel with an extended handle because she had a bad back. Very thoughtful and practical gift.
We don’t get snow, don’t have leaves to rake. Maybe I’ll splurge and get her a mulcher instead.
I want one of these:
https://youtu.be/CgztUzqaL3E
@ Bunk X:
an air compressor is always nice.
@ coldwarrior:
Now I’m torn between a power mulcher, an air compressor and a kerosene generator for when the power goes out and she can’t use the hedge trimmer.
I just need a hug.
Bunk X wrote:
it a rough decision, i’d go with the generator, then the compressor for mothers day, then the mulcher for a later gift.
@ Possum:
Walmart has them.
I am really fortunate I am all alone.
No need to depend on other people. No requirement to give gifts.
@ Bunk X:
@ Possum:
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Little-Hug-Fruit-Drink-Barrels-Original-Variety-Pack-8-Fl-Oz-40-Count/39593685?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=0&wl13=1770&adid=22222222227000000000&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=c&wl3=42423897272&wl4=pla-51320962143&wl5=1024875&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=8175035&wl11=local&wl12=39593685&wl13=1770&veh=sem&gclid=Cj0KCQiApILhBRD1ARIsAOXWTzvyicb3zo6HMBgXSh4xwWbkssZZOt5wE3qU367JQ8NDVbCQZ1zqN-IaAjHMEALw_wcB
my girls are tracking S Claus…he is in the south atlantic…getting every closer…
they are readying for bed.
@ coldwarrior:
Clever idea. First the generator, follow up with accessories. Power washer for Valentine’s Day.
Guests just showed up, so I’m off to the garden store.
Some days I am really fired up. Aggressive, going for it, inspired and enjoying life.
Other days are fuck this, I just want to die.
@ Possum:
No you don’t.
Nil Stooge is gone.
Iron Fist is gone.
Macker is gone.
Others are gone.
You just need half a beer.
Bunk X wrote:
Possums drink beer? What next, Clams have legs?
Bunk X wrote:
In real life here in Houston I have never been more inspired and more fighting for what I think I need fighting for.
The trouble is, someone will not let me out of my cage so I can fight for what I really want.
But life is good…
I exchanged my bacon for a sausage…
@ Possum:
LOL um I exchanged my sausage for bacon.
This growing hair and finger nails shit is pissing me off.
I need to go to a medical place that knows what the fuck they are doing
My guess is stage four cancer and adrenal glands involved and producing excess androgen.
LOL, this is not funny. I am becoming seriously hairy!
…trauma shears and wrapping paper…
😆
Merry Christmas, everyone!
@ Bunk X:
Get you one of these, the detonation is remote, so you don’t get sprayed with dirt [as much]:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWTV1ai44_k&frags=pl%2Cwn
I’ve used one, it’s awesome!
Merry Christmas all!