[Note: this is NOT an Overnight Open Thread.]
After a lot of head scratching, tooth grinding and butt itching, we’ve decided to conduct a joke contest.
This is a competition for all loyal Blogmocats. There is a nice award to be had at no cost to you, but we can’t tell you what it is. All we can say is you’ll like it, because the winner gets to choose from a wide variety of awesome prizes (and that’s a big ‘ol honkin’ hint right there.)
Here’s the deal:
Submit your best one-line joke in the comments on this thread.
Originality is a definite plus, so claim credit; but if it’s not yours, at least quote the source. Post your best one-liner here, on this thread, and the admins will pick their favorites for a greatest hits poll vote next week.
Keep it clean. –Bunk
[Update 27 September: The prize is being sponsored by CafePress, and as part of the deal, we agreed to post this advert:
You can find millions of personalized gifts, hooded sweatshirts and 2011 wall calendars at CafePress – for any topic, interest or brand!
So there you go. The wiener gets to choose their own prize up to $30!]
[UPDATE: SUBMISSIONS ARE NOW CLOSED. CONTENDERS SHALL BE ANNOUNCED SHORTLY! BAIT WITH WEIGHTED BREATH!]
Tags: Joke Contest, One Line, Prizes
