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Lego has morphed into an absurdity, abandoning the building block basics for battery-powered gimmickry. To me, it’s as ridiculous as marketing liquid Play-Doh as paint, or selling Lincoln Logs as, um, Lincoln Logs.
Sure, the kid cobbled a mask together so he could terrorize two-year-olds in the McDonald’s ball pit, and I’ll give him credit for that. Unfortunately for him, one of his parents decided to embarrass their young prodigy for life by burning this image onto the unfailing memory of the internest forever.
Whether this kid grows up to be a serial killer or a Senator, remember who’s really to blame – The Overnight Open Thread.






