“This Blogmocracy will be the best security for maintaining our liberties. A nation of well-informed men and women, who have been taught to know and prize the rights which God has given them, cannot be enslaved.“
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Citizens, you are here today for three reasons. First, because you are here to defend your homes and your loved ones. Second, you are here for your own self respect, because you would not want to be anywhere else. Third, you are here because you are real Americans and all real Americans like to fight.
This Blogmocracy was formed from the ashes of a great battle, which we still find ourselves in today. A battle against blog monarchies, ego centric totalitarians, and those who would ask us to sleep while the greater enemy prepares. All through your blogging careers, you have complained about what you call censorship and Nancyism. That, like everything else in this World, has a definite purpose. That purpose is intellectual clarity. Intellectual clarity must be bred into every citizen. I don’t care for a man who’s not willing to look past what his “King” told him. You however are intellectually clear – or you wouldn’t be here.
A true American Blogmocracy is a team. It lives, sleeps, eats, and fights as a team. This individual heroic stuff is pure horse manure. The bilious bastards who preach that kind of stuff on their own blogs don’t know any more about real blogmocracy than they know about science!
From time to time there will be some complaints that we are pushing our citizens too hard. I don’t give a good Goshdarn about such complaints. I believe in the old and sound rule that an ounce of sweat will save a gallon of blood. The harder WE push, the more blog monarchs we will defeat. The more blog monarchs we defeat, the fewer of our men will be killed. Pushing means fewer casualties. I want you all to remember that.
Therefore, we the Admins, call on you all to stand up, and claim the responsibility that comes with your liberty, and freedom here. This is YOUR Blogmocracy and as such you, the citizens of this noble venture must protect the rights given to you by the Almighty who has freed you from the blogging monarchys! Your Blogmocracy calls on you to enlist! Get out there and push hard to bring more traffic, attention and ideas to your Blogmocracy. We are a team! A Blogmocracy! The Admins cannot do it alone!
Once we have acheived our goals, and the “Kings” have been dethroned, there is one great thing that you men and women will all be able to say after this blog war is over and you are home once again. You may be thankful that twenty years from now when you are sitting by the fireplace with your grandson on your knee and he asks you what you did in for the Great Blogmocracy, you WON’T have to cough, shift him to the other knee and say, “Well, your Granddaddy shoveled poop to ten people in exile. No, Sir, you can look him straight in the eye and say, “Son, your Granddaddy rode with the Great Blogmocracy and a Son-of-a-Goshdarn-Bitch named WrathofG-d!“
Tags: Blogmocracy, Traffic
