NEW YORK CITY, March 14 (Eliana News) – Psychiatrists in New York were on alert Friday after Hillary Clinton took advantage of a weekend release from the violent ward of the NY State Hospital for the Criminally Insane to start her own international incident.
“Technically speaking,” said one psychiatrist who preferred to remain anonymous, “Hillary is out of her gourd. She’s a toy short of a Happy Meal.”
Looking as if she hadn’t combed her hair in weeks, Hillary stormed in to the NBC studios to restart a resolved incident that had occurred in Israel days earlier.
“That damn Obama – he leaves me out of the loop on everything,” Hillary could be heard muttering as she wrestled NBC make-up artists and hair stylists to the floor.
“Leave me the hell alone! I have an international incident to restart,” she growled.
NBC’s Nightly News program could barely get to the Hillary interview quickly enough for the disgruntled diplomat. Anchor Brian Williams reshuffled his stories and the program directors skipped commercials completely until after Hillary’s segment. They feared she would level the building.
“HEY! Listen to me! I’m the damn Secretary of State, ya know!” echoed all over the adjoining studios and offices. Keith Olbermann was kept in lock-down in his padded dressing room while Mrs. Clinton was on the premises.
“We couldn’t risk finding those two in the same room together,” said one security official.
When Brian Williams finally made it to the Hillary interview, he did everything he could to help the disturbed diplomat by over-arching his always-arched eyebrows and announcing in seething tones that “Israel waited until Joe Biden’s visit to announce new settlement construction. Hissss!!”
NBC’s Andrea Mitchell cowered while interviewing Hillary and begged with her eyes, “Please don’t hurt me.”
Then, as they say in the TV news business, Hillary went off like a $2 firecracker. Andrea Mitchell’s hair was as rumpled as Hillary’s by the end of the interview.
A van from the Hospital for the Criminally Insane pulled up to the NBC studios to pick up the disheveled and dispirited diplomat after her NBC Nightly News rant.
“We’re sorry. Bill is always warning us that she’s too wacky to be released, but we wanted to give the staff a break for the weekend. She’s the most dangerous psychiatric patient in our hospital.”
The Obama Administration is putting new safeguards in place to ensure that they will be notified if Hillary is released again. “They put us on speed dial above Bill’s number.”
NBC has requested an entry on the psychiatric hospital’s speed dial list, too.
On Saturday, Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu called other western leaders to explain that the incident had been settled days earlier. Mr. Netanyahu said that he had apologized to U.S. Vice President Joe Biden for the timing of the procedural announcement of Jerusalem construction that had been approved three years earlier and that he had coordinated his apology with Mr. Biden.
Mr. Netanyahu went on to say that all the peace initiatives proposed by Israel and America have stipulated that eastern Jerusalem neighborhoods such as Ramot, Ramat Shlomo and Gilo will remain under Israeli sovereignty in any final agreement.
The western leaders were left to ponder for themselves who is in charge of America such that international incidents are ended and then restarted without anyone in the Obama administration realizing that the neighborhood in question has always been expected to remain in Israeli hands in the event of a peace deal.
This Jerusalem Demographic Map shows the location of Ramat Shlomo in northern Jerusalem where 40,000 Jews are currently living. The announced construction would add 1600 small apartments, a park, and a road to this community that is surrounded by empty land.
— Eliana News
This story was inspired by a video clip on MSNBC.com on Saturday night showing Brian Williams on Friday’s NBC Nightly News introducing the Hillary Clinton interview and directly accusing Israel of having “waited” to announce new construction in Jerusalem until after Joe Biden had arrived. Andrea Mitchell suggested in the interview that Benjamin Netanyahu didn’t know about the announcement, but Hillary coldly blamed him anyway since he’s the Prime Minister.
This NBC Nightly News video clip has since been edited to leave out most of the hostility against Israel from Brian Williams and Hillary Clinton after complaints about it to NBC Nightly News, including from yours truly.
Tags: Hillary Clinton, NBC Nightly News, PM Benjamin Netanyahu
