Instructions for Lolos:
1. Your LGF nic and personal icon, because you’ve got the intelligence of a medium-sized dollop of eyegorp.
2. Categories don’t matter because no one pays attention to them. If unsure, pick “Raaaaaacist.”
3. The title for your bloviation. By default, this is filled in with “bloviation.”
4. I count letters and spaces so you don’t have to.
5. Mystery buttons. I’d explain them but you’re too stoopid to understand.
6. The “Text” box is where you enter text.
7. “Tags” are something you cannot possibly understand so leave it blank. “Bad Craziness” and “Batshit Crazy” are the rotating defaults.
8. This is the big new feature of the day! Post screenshots from your My Pictures folder. (No more pre-teen upskirt photos, Kilgore, and Ludwig, PLEASE tuck your shirt in.)
9. The preview button shows a preview.
10. Cancel. Your account will be vaporized with one click, so never cancel. Hit “submit” several times instead.
11. See No. 10.
12. The Hidden button indicates an Overnight Open Thread.
Tags: Killgore Trout, LGF, Moonbats, Open thread, Pure Bullshit, Racism, Soap Box
