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DVD for Cats

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 155 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, Music, Open thread at December 26th, 2010 - 11:00 pm


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If you buy this thinking that your cat is smart enough to turn on the TV, turn on the DVD player, open this box, put the DVD into the player, find the remote, grab a beer, hit “PLAY” and actually pay attention to this ridiculous exploitation of people who think cats are humans trapped in the bodies of furry lizards, you should pay triple the price as a penalty. Wait. That’s wrong…  hand over the contents of your wallet and sign over your bank account to the first person you meet named Bunk.

A much cheaper version is available, and it’s free. It’s called “Throw the Cat Outside Like You’re Supposed To.”

Then again, maybe you don’t have cats, but would like to hear what they (supposedly) like to hear. Fortunately, the hawkers of that piece of crap offer a preview, but it won’t do much for you unless you’re heavily sedated (like cats are 18 hours out of 24).

For the rest of us, heh, we’ve got The Overnight Open Thread.

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