The Ancient Alien theory has a prominent believer. None other that South American 3rd World Liberation Liberation thug, Hugo Chavez. He makes the claim that there was once was life on Mars. Hugo then claims that life on that planet was destroyed due to Capitalism and Imperialism.
CARACAS (Reuters) – Capitalism may be to blame for the lack of life on the planet Mars, Venezuela’s socialist President Hugo Chavez said on Tuesday.
“I have always said, heard, that it would not be strange that there had been civilization on Mars, but maybe capitalism arrived there, imperialism arrived and finished off the planet,” Chavez said in speech to mark World Water Day.
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Hugo Chavez doesn’t explain where he got this information of Capitalism and Imperialism arriving on Mars. Who brought it there and where did the Martians go? Hugo doesn’t explain his Ancient Alien capitalism theory. Maybe he will get a History Chanel special explaining his theory.
In the meantime, Hugo Chavez has another song to entertain us with.
Here’s another song he does.
I know an unemployed Californian Jazz guitarist Hugo can hire to help him with songs.
Update: Here is another clip of Chavez singing for a crowd on Christmas Eve.
Hugo, please hire the unemployed California Jazz Guitarist!
Tags: Hugo Chavez, Music
