All across the land, thousands of fans celebrate their schools reaching The Final Four:
UConn
Kentucky
Butler
Virginia Commonwealth
All across the land, thousands of fans also celebrate the hated nemesis, Duke, getting knocked out of the tournament.
All across the land, millions of Americans celebrate the fact that NONE of this man’s picks got through to the Final Four:
That man, of course, is Президент Оба́ма. For the record, his Final Four picks (which were broadcast on ESPN) were: Ohio State, Kansas, Pittsburgh, and Duke. Once again, it is demonstrated that he has an anti-Midas Touch: Everything he touches turns to shit!
And with that, I hereby declare an OPEN THREAD! Let’s all get our Basketball Jones on! WARNING! The following animated video is NSFW!
Tags: Butler, Connecticut, Kentucky, NCAA Men's Basketball, Virginia Commonwealth University
