Three games left in the regular season! Doesn’t seem all that long ago we were shaking our heads, wringing our hands and hoping we were going to have a season at all. Football Savant Offspring will be in the stands at the Detroit-Oakland game this week, so my house will be free of boozing Gen-Y craziness and I’ll be able to enjoy my game on the big screen, dining on quiche and mimosas. If the game is on in your area, look for the FSO – he’ll be the one in the stands reacting to a penalty call like the World is suddenly unsafe for Democracy.
Here are today’s matchups:
Miami @ Buffalo — Hell, at the beginning of the season, who would have thought Miami had great games in them? This might be one to watch if it’s in your market.
Seattle @ Chicago – There’s Pacific Northwest Cold and there’s Midwest Cold. I think Midwest Cold gets home field advantage in this one.
Carolina @ Houston – I have a feeling next year I’ll be calling him Cam Effing Newton.
Tennessee @ Indianapolis – Dear Andrew Luck: Enjoy your new location. Sorry about the Heisman (not).
Green Bay @ Kansas City – Aaron Effing Rodgers and Company going for win no. 14. Can they do it?
New Orleans @ Minnesota – after the embarrassment suffered after my arrogant snotting at the St. Louis Rams, I’m not writing off the Vikes. Best Friend Jane and I will be texting furiously, for sure.
Washington @ NY Giants – Okay, Rodan, John Difool…..let’s keep it civil guys.
Cincinnati @ St. Louis – Let’s see if the programming wizards give this game to the Pittsburgh market to watch, thereby sending everyone to the other network.
Cleveland @ Arizona – Of course, poor Pittsburgh will probably get this as their afternoon selection…..
Detroit @ Oakland – Just let my kid get out of the Coliseum alive. Please.
New England @ Denver – Oakland fans will find themselves in the unenviable spot of wanting an New England win, but hell, I like that Tebow kid! Especially since his devotion and decency is pissing off all the right people.
NY Jets @ Philadelphia – You know, if I was a team owner and we were home against Philly, I’d play “Who Let the Dogs Out” every time Vick took the field. (Hey, I never said I was a monument to justice…..)
Baltimore @ San Diego – I see this one going to overtime, pissing off all the libturds on the East Coast waiting for the “Survivor” finale to start. They went apeshit last weekend because “The Amazing Race” started 40 minutes late.
Monday’s Game
Pittsburgh @ San Francisco – the locals will be in front of my house with pitchforks, but I want a Pittsburgh win here (plus I like my Steeler fan buddies on the blog). Anything that gives the Saints a better cushion in the playoffs against the 49ers is welcome.
Oh, and while I’m thinking of it. San Francisco libturd sports columnist Glenn Dickey (writing for the daily giveaway paper that is so bad they can’t even charge you for it) was especially dismissive of Tebow in his column today, saying the while the kid is having a good year, he can’t really compete in the NFL after this season and Denver needs to look for another quarterback. But Dickey just loves him some local boy Tom Brady, which begs the question is…..which of these two would you rather have for a son-in-law?
(Poll closes at 4:00pm eastern)
