Yes, the object is to get you drunk enough to forget the crappy condition of our great nation, and the horrendous direction we are heading. If I do this right, your should be sufficiently numb within about five minutes of the campaign speech’s beginning. Make sure you ain’t driving tonight, or at the very least, choose someone to be your designated Democrat to handle those duties.
So, sit back and enjoy your evening at the Obama Kabuki Theater production of, “Our Nation in Flames.” May you be passed out, long before the scheduled two hours, yes I find that hard to believe also, is over.
Rules:
Phrases)
If the President uses the phrase, “their fair share,” take one drink.
The term, “Millionaires and Billionaires,” will net you two drinks.
If you hear, “We can’t wait,” Bottoms up for one drink.
A, “do nothing congress,” gets you closer to your goal of being numb by one drink.
If you hear the President refer to the, “middle class,” enjoy a snort.
If the President says, “the green economy represents our future,” smack yourself on the head with a piece of plywood, and have a drink to ease the pain.
If you hear, “creating robust job growth,” drink two, and then throw up if needed. (keep a bucket handy)
Baloney)
all outright lies of intent based on these specifics will cost you two drinks each.
Claiming to want to lessen the regulatory burden for independent or small business owners.
Claiming to start the process to increase domestic oil and/or natural gas production.
Claiming to want to make capital more available for housing and small business entrepreneurs.
If he claims to be a friend to Israel.
If he claims in any way to want to strengthen our military, through efficiency, streamlining, or any other means.
Stupidity)
Any mention of the, “Arab Spring,” drink three, and have a good cry.
Quantitative Easing, drink three and light whatever pocket money you have on fire, as it will be worthless anyway.
Cross Posted at Musings of a Mad Conservative.
RULES UPDATE: It has been pointed out to me that any playing this game are likely to die of alcohol poisoning relatively early on in the speech. As a result, treat it like bingo, that is, once a particular drink has been consumed, that trigger is officially off of the table. That leaves you with 25 potential drinks, and one allowed upchuck to purge excess alcohol from your tummy.
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