The Hipster movement has influenced technology, the popular culture and politics. They are the most dangerous internal political/cultural movement this nation has seen and should not be taken lightly. They have made silly looking animal hats fashionable and made Pabst Blue Ribbon beer trendy. They are very predictable and the below picture is the best way to trap them.
A captured Hispter would probably look would react like the picture below.
The Hipster movement is not a laughing matter. They are evil and have a mission to created a caste system with them as overlords over humanity. Obama was just the opening shot in the Hipster war to take over America and eventually the world. The fact that a North Miami Gangbanger like Trayvon Martin and a Chechen Terrorist like Jahar Tsarnaev have becomes icons reveals the evil nature of the Hipster movement. They are totalitarian and want total control.
The Hipsters are the direct ideological heirs of the Jacobins, Nazis and Communists. Men like Robespierre and Hitler were the Hipsters of their time period. Underestimate the Hipsters at your own peril!
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