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Juche: North Korea to target Hawaii, Washington DC, Los Angeles and Austin, Texas.

by Phantom Ace ( 6 Comments › )
Filed under Headlines, Humor, North Korea at March 29th, 2013 - 10:48 am

The Juche cult of North Korea continues its delusional display of military fantasies. Kim Jung Un was shown in a military planning center with his generals. In the background were maps showing Korean Missiles targeting the US mainland. They are even planning targeting Austin Texas!

North Korea has revealed its plans to strike targets in Hawaii and the continental United States in photos taken in Kim Jong-un’s military command centre.

The photos appeared in the state-run Rodong newspaper and were apparently taken at an “emergency meeting” early on Friday morning. They show Kim signing the order for North Korea’s strategic rocket forces to be on standby to fire at US targets, the paper said, with large-scale maps and diagrams in the background.

The images show a chart marked “US mainland strike plan” and missile trajectories that the NK News web site estimates terminate in Hawaii, Washington DC, Los Angeles and Austin, Texas.

The North Koreans refer to their Missles as the spear of Juche! I really do not take these clowns serious.

Juche: Dennis Rodman to vacation with Kim Jung Un

by Phantom Ace ( 103 Comments › )
Filed under Christianity, Humor, JUCHE!, North Korea, OOT at March 14th, 2013 - 9:11 pm

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Dennis Rodman seems to have become a fan of the Juche religion of North Korea. He has defended Kim Jung Un as a great guy and as a good friend. Now he plans to take his love of Juche to a new level. Rodman plans to return to North Korea and vacation with Kim Jung Un!

Fresh off the heels of his controversial meeting with Kim Jong Un, former basketball star Dennis Rodman says he will return to North Korea in August to “vacation” with the country’s leader.

Rodman became the first American to meet the reclusive young leader in a visit to Pyongyang last month. In an interview with North Dakota’s KXJB, Rodman, 51, described Kim as a friend.

“I don’t condone what he does, but he’s my friend,” Rodman said. Rodman continued to say he will be “vacationing” with Kim in August.

Rodman’s remarks come amid rising tensions between North Korea and the United States, after the Asian nation threatened to launch a preemptive nuclear attack on the U.S. that would engulf Washington in a “sea of fire.”

Dennis Rodman will soon be included in the Pantheon of Juche deities!
In other Dennis Rodman news, he was present at the Vatican for the Papal Conclave. He was hoping to influence the conclave and help get a Black Pope elected.
The Papal Conclave Day Two

Dennis Rodman is in the Vatican launching the next chapter of his bizarre publicity stunt-world peace tour after newly dashed hopes to help elect the first black pope – and promote a gambling website in the process.

The former NBA basketball star was seen strolling past St Peter’s Square in a bright floral jacket on Wednesday as part of a trip he had hoped would influence Ghanaian Cardinal Peter Turkson’s papacy.

But Rodman didn’t seem too sure who he was supposed to be promoting when asked about it on Wednesday.

From Juche to Catholicism, there isn’t a religion that Dennis Rodman does not try to influence!

Juche: Dennis Rodman praises Kim Jung Un as a humble and a great guy!

by Phantom Ace ( 89 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, North Korea, Sports at March 3rd, 2013 - 6:00 pm

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It looks like Juche has won a new convert. Dennis Rodman has had nothing but praise for Kim Jung Un. In an interview with George Stephanopoulos, Rodman says his visit to North Korea was great and that Kim Jung Un is a good guy.

Stephanopoulos challenged Rodman repeatedly on his travel to North Korea and its atrocious human rights record but Rodman wasn’t having it.

“I don’t condone that. I hate the fact that he’s doing that. I didn’t talk about that. I saw people respected him, his family. He’s only 28. He’s not his dad. He’s not his grandpa. He is 28 years old. He’s very humble. He’s a very humble man. He don’t want war, that’s one thing he don’t want. He loves power. He loves control, because of his father, you know, stuff like that. But he’s just…he’s a great guy. He’s just a great guy. You sit down and talk to him,” said Rodman.

I wonder if Dennis Rodman will be part of the Juche mythology? Will The North Koreans claim that he appears in dreams to inspire belief in Juche?