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LGF 1.0: Obama greater than Jesus

by snork ( 130 Comments › )
Filed under Barack Obama, Humor, LGF, Media, Open thread, Progressives at December 30th, 2009 - 9:00 pm

Ok, it wasn’t from the blog, it was from the link viewer, but this is pretty bizarre:

EDITORIAL: Obama greater than Jesus

This isn’t a spoof. This is completely straight-faced serious. From Denmark, this is an actual op-ed:

He is provocative in insisting on an outstretched hand, where others only see animosity.

His tangible results in the short time that he has been active – are few and far between. His greatest results have been created with words and speeches – words that remain in the consciousness of their audience and have long-term effects.

He comes from humble beginnings and defends the weak and vulnerable, because he can identify himself with their conditions.

And no we are not thinking of Jesus Christ, whose birthday has just been celebrated – – but rather the President of the United States Barack Hussein Obama.

Is pot legal there?

On the other hand, we have Jesus’ miracles that everyone still remembers, but which only benefitted a few. At the same time, we have the wonderful parables about his life and deeds that we know from the New Testament, but which have been interpreted so differently over the past 2000 years that it is impossible to give an unequivocal result of his work.

Obama is, of course, greater than Jesus – if we have to play that absurd Christmas game. But it is probably more meaningful to insist that with today’s domestic triumph, that he has already assured himself a place in the history books – a space he has good chances of expanding considerably in coming years.

Aye aye aye aye aye…

And with that, It’s open thread time.

Are You A Criminal?

by DJM ( 5 Comments › )
Filed under Humor at February 1st, 2009 - 5:21 am

(Thanks to Lance Kates for the post idea!)

In Michigan, it is illegal for a woman to cut her hair without her husband’s permission.

If you get a “DUI” in Kentucky, this law might help you fight the charge: a person is considered “sober” until they can no longer hold on to the ground.

In Maryland, don’t take your pet lion to the movies.

Putting salt on a railroad track in Alabama may get you the death penalty.

California law prohibits animals from mating within 1500 feet of a school. (Unconcealed guns are prohibited at 1000 feet)

In Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun while his female partner has an orgasm. Hmm, I’ll leave you all to the comments on this one.

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