[Image from here.]

You gotta shake your hands,
All around and around the sky.
And then you buzz around the floor,
You can do it if you really try.
All the girls and guys,
Are gettin’ wise,
There’re gonna fly.

–Chubby Checker, Do The Fly 1962

Whoa. That image is disturbing enough, but SOMEBODY gave him clearance for takeoff. Buckle up, keep your heads down, and we’ll be landing shortly in time for another Overnight Open Thread.