[Image from here.]

What does somebody have to be smoking to decide to fill up Mr. Boots with helium?  First thing that occurred to me was that I’m glad there’s no sound to that image.

Because the inhalation of the contents of a helium balloon invariably forces otherwise sane humans to utter the words “Follow the Yellow Brick Road” in a squeaky voice, imagine what this cat sounds like. Dogs all over the county would howl and paw screen doors in pain and fear of the high frequency air raid siren, glass would shatter, and we’d have an Overnight Open Thread.