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The Battle of New Oil-leans (Apologies to Johnny Horton)

by Kafir ( 182 Comments › )
Filed under Barack Obama, Blogmocracy at July 4th, 2010 - 8:00 pm


Go Buzzsawmonkey!
Watch Buzz’s lyrics come to life at Pajamas TV!

New Oil-leans (Apologies to Johnny Horton)

(many thanks to snowcrash, I would have missed it!)

OT

Sorry, but I have to exercise a little bragging right. Here’s my lyric, live at PJTV!

But you heard it here first:

The Battle of New Orleans, 2010
—apologies to Johnny Horton and “The Battle of New Orleans”

In 2005 Katrina hit us bad
Nagin didn’t use the buses that he had
And just as the city started to come back
A BP platform had to blow its stack

(Chorus)
We looked to Obama to do something different
But he’s never run anything, and so he let it go
He spent his time hitting balls out on the golf course
He fumbled and he diddled and he let the oil flow

BP tried hard to cap the well itself
But that’s not so easy way out on the shelf
Obama said that he would give ‘em heck
And keep his boot hard on the corporate neck

We looked to Obama to do something different
But he’s never run anything, and so he let it go
He spent his time hitting balls out on the golf course
He fumbled and he diddled and he let the oil flow

The days went by and we watched ‘em come and go
But Obama wouldn’t even talk to BP’s CEO
He said, “Why would you think I’d even try?
He’s a corporate man and all they do is lie.”

We looked to Obama to do something different
But he’s never run anything, and so he let it go
He spent his time hitting balls out on the golf course
He fumbled and he diddled and he let the oil flow

Yeah, the oil spread and birds and the fish started dyin’
And folks getting hurt all started in to screech
They shouted so loud the President flew down to the Gulf
And was photographed picking up a tarball off the beach

Bobby Jindal tried to make barriers of sand
But the feds wouldn’t put permission in his hands
What the President will do to fix things we don’t know
Except hit BP for billions and watch the oil flow

We looked to Obama to do something different
But he’s never run anything, and so he let it go
He spent his time hitting balls out on the golf course
He fumbled and he diddled and he let the oil flow

Yeah, the oil spread and birds and the fish started dyin’
And folks getting hurt all started in to screech
They shouted so loud the President flew down to the Gulf
And was photographed picking up a tarball off the beach

The Finger Pointing Begins

by snork ( 91 Comments › )
Filed under Politics, Technology at May 13th, 2010 - 3:00 pm

MSNBC (consider the source) has some bits and pieces on BP oil rig incident here. It appears that the owner of the rig, Transocean, is being thrown under the bus, rightly or otherwise. The house Oversight and Investigations Committee of the House Energy Committee seems to have drawn the following conclusions:

A “leak was found in the hydraulic system that provides emergency power to the shear rams, which are the devices that are supposed to cut the drill pipe and seal the well.” An official with Cameron, the preventer’s manufacturer, “told us that he did not believe the leak was caused by the blowout because every other fitting in the system was tight” and that “if the leak deprived the shear rams of sufficient power, they might not succeed in cutting through the drill pipe and sealing the well.”

The blowout preventer’s underwater control panel was modified prior to the explosion in a way that reversed how a device is supposed to seal off a pipe. After the explosion, “an entire day’s worth of precious time had been spent engaging rams that closed the wrong way.” BP said it was working off incorrect preventer schematics provided by Transocean.

The blowout preventer, due to its design, was “not powerful enough to cut through joints in the drill pipe” in order to shut off any leak.” The Cameron official “confirmed that it is not powerful enough to cut through the joints in the drillpipe. And he told us this was another possible explanation for the failure of the blowout preventer to seal the well.”

The emergency controls on the blowout preventer may have failed. BP said those were “activated on the drill rig before the rig was evacuated. But the Cameron official said they doubted the signals ever reached the blowout preventer on the seabed. Cameron officials believed the explosion on the rig destroyed the communications link to the blowout preventer before the emergency sequence could be completed. In other words, the emergency controls may have failed because the explosion that caused the emergency also disabled communications to the blowout preventer.”

The obvious question that comes to me is, how did they determine all of this? I don’t think they could have done this by inspection, it appears to be based on interviews. Given that this is Bart Stupek speaking this may be highly inaccurate, but if true, Transocean is going to go the way of Arthur Anderson. What they’re describing is a number of egregious failures of protocol, and a general operating philosophy of duct taping things because fixing them properly may take too much time, or whatever.

Stupek claims, and this is damning all to hell if true, that:

Stupak said the committee had been told that one of the preventer’s ram drivers had been changed so it could be used for routine testing and was no longer designed to activate in an emergency. He said after the spill BP “spent a day trying to use this … useless test ram,” which no longer was configured for emergency use.

This is up there with the on-line experiments that they were doing at Chernobyl, if true. You just don’t d*ck with these things like that. You just don’t. What’s not clear from the article is if this modification was done at Transocean’s request or BP’s. That’s a huge question that’s going to be at the center of the finger-pointing. This will be adjudicated in congress and in court.

IOW, a picture is emerging of, exactly as I expected, multiple f*ck-ups stemming from a culture of duct tape, and apparently worse. But at the same time, we still don’t know exactly why the BOP failed. So stay tuned. And if you have any Transocean stock…