Wow. Whatta dustup last night. I woke up in the rec room this morning and the floor was covered with fur, feathers, broken glass, empty beer cans and bottles, doritos and something unidentifiable smeared on the refrigerator door.

Combining both overnight threads, a new record for the number of comments was set so it wasn’t a total loss. To those of you who helped clean up this afternoon, muchisimas grassyass.

I unclogged the disposal, and I’m gonna replace the screen door to the patio tomorrow, but whoever wrote “PENIS PENIS PENIS LOL” on the women’s restroom door gets to repaint it during this Overnight Open Thread.