Perhaps this is why a certain Zimbabwean police sergeant is in Jail…he might have stumbled on to what, to us here in the West, has been an excellent idea for years:

While on duty at a trade fair, the Zimbabwean police sergeant could not hold on and allegedly dashed to the nearest toilet – disastrously, it transpired, as it was reserved for President Robert Mugabe.
He was arrested and imprisoned on suspicion of invading the presidential privy.
The incident happened at the annual Zimbabwe International Trade Fair (ZITF) in the western city of Bulawayo, according to local radio station VOP.

After what the Derg did to Haile Selassie back in 1975…and especially since this DFC Mugabe hosts the former Ethiopian dictator, Col. Mengistu…it is only fitting that both these sons of bitches be buried in the same way they did to His Imperial Majesty:
UNDERNEATH A TOILET so the rest of the world can defecate upon them!