(Thanks to Lance Kates for the post idea!)

In Michigan, it is illegal for a woman to cut her hair without her husband’s permission.

If you get a “DUI” in Kentucky, this law might help you fight the charge: a person is considered “sober” until they can no longer hold on to the ground.

In Maryland, don’t take your pet lion to the movies.

Putting salt on a railroad track in Alabama may get you the death penalty.

California law prohibits animals from mating within 1500 feet of a school. (Unconcealed guns are prohibited at 1000 feet)

In Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun while his female partner has an orgasm. Hmm, I’ll leave you all to the comments on this one.

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