I never thought I’d be saying this, BUT this Fatwa, coming from the Mohammedans, makes the most sense I’ve ever seen from them!

Muslims have been warned in a Fatwa not to go and live on Mars because it would pose “a real risk to life”, according to a Dubai news organisation.
The General Authority of Islamic Affairs and Endowment (GAIAE) in the United Arab Emirates said that anyone making such a “hazardous trip” is likely to die for “no righteous reason”.
They would therefore be liable to a “punishment similar to that of suicide in the Hereafter”, the Khaleej Times reported.
The Fatwa was apparently issued in response to the proposal from the Dutch company Mars One last year to send four people on a one-way journey to the red planet in 2022.
“Such a one-way journey poses a real risk to life, and that can never be justified in Islam,” the committee said. “There is a possibility that an individual who travels to planet Mars may not be able to remain alive there, and is more vulnerable to death.”

What a great idea! Living on Mars would prevent the Mohammedans from exercising their Allah-given right to slay the Jews, Christians, and Infidels there…because let’s face it, their penalty would be to be shoved out a Martian airlock without an environment suit.
Just like, you know…Total Recall!