“Honey, I just thought of a great home improvement project.”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah. We need a giant turtle head.”
“Hmmm. I don’t know… I don’t think we can afford it right now.”
“What if I install working clocks instead of eyes?”
“Oh yeah…  Ohhh yeaaah… c’mere, you… mmmm…”
[Fade to black]

I love stories with happy endings almost as much as I love
The Overnight Open Thread.