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According to a recent survey conducted by BlogMocPolls™ a large majority of 22 year-old white male non-registered eligible voters would support a 3rd party because they couldn’t remember the first two.

64.7% of the non-registered eligible voters polled in Rudy’s backyard last weekend said that they’d register to vote if the Party Party was established. The remaining 35.3% wavered between the Toga Party and the Hot Chicks Naked In Jacuzzis With Beer Party.

Despite the small sampling, the poll had a margin of error just slightly larger than this sample of The Overnight Open Thread.

[Updated: corrected grammatical error.]