The“Creation ’09” Music Festival
“A Tribute To Our Creator“
(Ack! So much evil, brainwashing, and 19th Century Archaic-i-ness in one place! With this amount of mass Creationism being so blatantly displayed, we can have no doubt that it is the beginning of the end for all scientific thought in America! The beginnnnnning of the endddd!!!!! All rational thought is dead!!!! Run for cover, head to the hills…..ahhhh)
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There is no better evidence of this impending doom than the Festival’s own website:
Exhibit A – Their policy on Alcoholic Beverages and Drugs.
These are absolutely not permitted on the festival grounds and those found under the influence of, or in possession of such will be escorted off the property, and or, turned over to the law enforcement officials.
Exhibit B – Their policy on Religion.
One of our visions for the Creation Festival is to bring the entire Body of Christ into unity through worship, prayer and the Word. The Creation Festival welcomes all denominations of the Body of Christ. The world will know we are Christians by our love.
Exhibit C- Their policy on social interaction.
After midnight please be quiet. Don’t “bless” others with loud singing or talking. If asked by someone to “quiet down,” please respond graciously. Boom boxes are to be shut off in the camping areas by 11:30 pm.
Exhibit D- Their policy on a dress code.
Leaders, Chaperones and Parents: We need your help in enforcing this policy – our staff cannot do it alone! MODESTY is the key word. While the style and fashion these days seems to be “less is best,” we do not want to be guilty of causing another person to stumble. Girls: Bathing suits are NOT permitted, except in the showers. Clothes must be put on over your bathing suit for the walk back to your campsite from the showers. Tank tops are fine but bellies must be covered (even though the fashion now is to show it off). Shorts and/or skirts need to be long enough and shirts big enough. Guys are not exempt from the dress code: SHIRTS (and shoes) MUST be worn by all at all times.
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The horror……………the horror…………………
[*Neither Little Green Blogmocracy, nor WrathofG-d actually endorse this Festival. We do however greatly endorse the friendly ribbing!]
Tags: Creationism, Discussion, Evolution, Music, Religion, Science
