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Found this pic in my archives, but I couldn’t remember what demonic beast was giving the high-five. It came from a 2007 photo competition, and is the left hand of a [deleted].
And no, that’s not Nancy Pelosi’s south paw, just in case any of you smartasses were thinking of running naked down that dirt road.
Give it your best guess (or not) as we prepare to davis-up a brand-new episode of The Overnight Open Thread.
The Governor of New Jersey Chris Christie has broken Chuck’s golden rule. When he was asked by a reporter whether he believes in Evolution, Christie said it’s none of any one’s business. His refusal to answer this question will make him a mark for Emperor Hero Cheetos. Evolution is a litmus test for Chuck. Christie has failed this test and will soon be subject to smears from The Sage of Culver City.
JERSEY CITY — Gov. Chris Christie refused to comment when asked if he believes in evolution or the theory of creationism when asked at a press conference earlier today.
“That’s none of your business,” Christie said.
[….]
“Evolution is required teaching,” Christie said. “If there’s a certain school district that also wants to teach creationism, that’s not something we should decide in Trenton.”
The fact he’s not anti-creationism alone will drive Charles Johnson mad. Chuck demands a purity test on this issue and does not look kindly on people who don’t pass it. I would love Christ Christie say to the Sage of Culver City’s face that it’s none of his business. This is a nonsensical issue and one that only the Jazz Man is obsessed with.
Emperor Hero Cheetos will soon paint Chris Christie as part of the Ron Paul Global Nazi plot. Christie is Catholic so Chuck will claim he’s Ron Paul’s Catholic connection. He will weave the governor into his conspiracy theory. After all Charles is a dishonest smear merchant. He denied every calling Progressive icon Rachael Corrie, St. Pancakes. Thanks to Chen Zhen and the Boiler Room Crew, this lie was unmasked.
Give it up Chuck, your done.
(Hat Tip: Speranza)
Update: This commercial for Dan Adler running implies Jews are a non White minority. It’s message is that all minorities should stick together.
Whatever happen to the Individual. The Sage of Culver City probably approves of this ad!
Cerro Gordo, California (Strutts News Services) –
Long believed to be extinct, a small herd of female Indricotheria was discovered Thursday by two amateur Porphyrophobic scientists at a local watering hole.Ms. Tooncie Crumbler of the Cerro Gordo Oceanic Institute described the find as “…something so incredibly awesome! We saw them in their natural habitat before we corralled them. They were so docile.”
“They had the distinct odor of unglazed, unfired pottery, and showed pink scars where they had been injured from fighting for dominance,” added Mr. Lannie Foosers, Ms. Crumbler’s assistant and mentor. “We found no males in the herd, but they must be around somewhere.”
The herd, eleven in all including one juvenile, was transported without incident to the Inyo County Fairgrounds, where they will be fed and sheltered until their rightful owners show up to claim them.
I enjoy reading news & science reports that aren’t all doom and gloom and end on a positive note, especially when we get to discuss them on The Overnight Open Thread.
[Found here.]
Seems like one of two things happened at this zoo. Either a panda escaped into the reptile pen, or a cold-blooded croc decided to have it’s way with a warm-blooded mammal.
Oh yeah. It could happen. It’s common fodder for inane collegiate/stoner all-night bull sessions about the possibility of producing a human/chimpanzee hybrid, whether it could or should be done, and someone always points out that we share 99% of the same DNA as apes. BFD.
Considering that we also share a majority of genes with celery, and 70% of the same DNA with sea sponges, the discussion deteriorates from merely absurd to the level of “What if a single atom in my fingernail were really a small universe, and pass me another cold one, dude” type intellectual depravity.
Yet come to think of it, I’ve met people who think and act more like celery and sponges, and you probably have as well, but you won’t find them here on an Overnight Open Thread.
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