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Study this photo closely, folks. It’s not as easy as it looks, and looks can be very deceiving, so I’ll help you out.
1. The color is all wrong. The baboso on the left should have white shorts on.
2. They’re all drinking bottle beer. This is a no-no in a pool area, as glass can break and you won’t see the shards until you sit on them and your buddy has to pick ‘em out with tweezers.
3. The table isn’t stable. Those top-heavy all purpose garage-sale dealies are unstable on dry land, let alone in a pool.
4. Tan lines. No one who lives in the region where this photo was taken has the word “sun” in their lexicon. (Photo was taken outside of Minsk. Or maybe Cleveland.)
5. Their music really sucks. It’s obvious that these three (yes, three… see the hand on the right?) are rocking out to Cindy Lauper’s Greatest Hits Volume 4, on a bootlegged cassette tape.
6. Because the “pool” is obviously located on a hillside, the water should’ve run out long before the three boobs got in.
7. The photo was taken at 3PM. That’s night in the Ukraine.
I think I nailed most of them. Notice any other things wrong? Go for it on The Overnight Open Thread.
Tags: 3 boobs, Candidate, Darwin Award, Overnight Open Thread, pool, Safty, wrong
