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NFL Week 1 Sunday Sports Spectacular! Now 95% Kaepernick Free!

by Crackerbox Palace ( 73 Comments › )
Filed under Uncategorized at September 10th, 2017 - 12:45 pm

You have to think Matty Ice is sittin’ at home saying – “and this guy BEAT US?”

 

First off, congrats to the “Chefs” for pulling off what may very well be the upset of the year Thursday night, walloping the Pats 42-27 on their home turf.  Of course, Football Savant Offspring is torn, as anything that puts an “L” in the Patriots column to him is a good thing (he was annoyed Brady was on the cover of Madden 18), but when it sticks a “W” in your division rivals?  Puts the onus on his soon-to-be Sin City Raiders today to keep it even.

The good news, of course, is that Colin “I have a Dream and it isn’t as a backup Quarterback” Krapperdick has no current gig in the NFL.  The bad news is that no doubt CBS, ESPN and the surgically enhanced and incredibly coiffed Bob Costas will no doubt spend the first part of the season snotting at less than stellar quarterback performances and speculating about game outcome if only the team had given Commie McNogame the starting spot.  Eventually the cards and letters and emails may force them to abandon this.   We live in hope.  Meanwhile, of course, it appears that the Browns have taken up McNogame’s mantle, doin’ the kneel thing in a circle, which will pretty much result in the entire country hoping the NFL forces them to re-sign Johnny “Nap in the End Zone” Manziel.

Note to NFL Broadcasters – if you want to keep viewership and ad revenue, stop making the anthem the story.  When it’s playing, focus on the men and women in the OTHER uniforms – you know, the ones who catch enemy fire instead of passes.  No one cares about the oppressed millionaires.   No really….we don’t.

So enjoy the waning days of summer, pop a few cold ones, now that for us on the West Coast, morning beer consumption has become fashionable again.  And if the Budweiser commercial comes on showing all the brewery locations – know that I could WALK to the one in Fairfield, California, from my house.  And one day probably will.  I hear there are samples.

And also please, give some thoughts and prayers to our friends Rodan and Pakimon (from the playpen) and hope they’re warm dry and safe as Hurricane Irma is set to cut a path straight through Florida.  Rodan and Pak – please check in and let us know you’re okay if you can.

The Matchups:  (byes this week to the Bucs and Dolphins – yeah, who saw THAT coming?)
Jets @ Bills
Falcons @ Bears
Ravens @Bengals
Steelers @ Browns
Cardinals @ Lions
Jaguars @ Texans
Raiders @ Titans
Eagles @ Redskins
Colts @ Rams
Seahawks @ Packers (oh, and SHUT UP Aaron Effing Rodgers)
Panthers @ 49ers
Giants @ Cowboys

Monday’s Games (because EVERYONE loves to stay up to 2:00 a.m on a work night)
Saints @ Vikings
Chargers @ Broncos

Around the MLB, some good games in the offing, check your local listings, because now that Football’s back, the networks no longer care about you.

Tigers @ Blue Jays
Reds @ Mets
Marlins @ Braves
Phillies @ Nationals
Rays @ Red Sox
Giants @ White Sox
Twins @ Royals
Pirates @ Cardinals
Brewers @ Cubs
Yankees @ Rangers
Astros @ Athletics
Rockies @ Dodgers
Angels @ Mariners
Padres @ Diamondbacks
Orioles @ Indians

No NHL yet, the PGA is in the middle of the Fedex Cup Playoffs which are taking a week off and NASCAR ran last night.  I’d mention the NBA but I don’t care about the NBA, especially after Warriors blowing off the President and staging an endless victory parade under my office window earlier this year that resulted in annoying people in my building lobby.

 

NCAA D1 Football Week 2 2017 OPEN

by coldwarrior ( 62 Comments › )
Filed under College Football, Open thread at September 9th, 2017 - 10:00 am

Its an open thread….

Welcome to week 2, and it is story time. Anyone who grew up in Western PA or understands the importance and pride and quality of football and football talent here will understand what damage the Bastard Joe Paterno did because of his ego and hubris. No, this has nothing to do with him knowing all about his best friend who for years repeatedly anally raped boys in the Penn State Football locker room showers and doing NOTHING about it despite preaching day and night to his players about being noble and doing the right thing and being a ‘Good Man’. This isn’t nearly that bad. But, it is bad enough; and it is forgotten because of the formerly ‘untarnished legend’ of the failure that is Joe Paterno. No, i don’t need links, i don’t need google, I lived this as a student and very well connected football fan at The University of Pittsburgh back in the 90’s.

The plan was that PITT, PSU, Notre Dame, WVU, Rutgers, Syracuse, and VaTech were to form the nucleus of an all powerful football conference. Anyone who understands the quality of player who comes out of Western PA understands the possibility of this conference, Texas and Florida have nothing to compare. The SEC would not be the dominant force had this conference been allowed to form. It’s a no-brainer. Well, it was until Paterno himself put the kibasch on it.

The deal was just about done until Paterno insisted that PITT play a 2-1. Two games at PSU and one at PITT. My Masters and then PhD mentor was Wesley Posvar, he was in the negotiations for all of this as Chancellor Emeritus and all around Football Fan. I’ve never seen Posvar as pissed off as when that deal ended. I was at his house, his wonderful wife served us some drinks. ‘We’ being a group of former military now scholars that were under his guidance in the honors college and UCIS.
Not only did Paterno insist on a 2-1 against PITT AND WVU. He insisted on a 3-2 for Notre Dame. NOTRE effin DAME!!!! 3 at PSU for 2 at Touchdown Jesus???? Oh, it gets better, the cut at the gate for away games thata he wanted was obscene. Paterno was point for PSU’s negotiations for all of this. PITT’s lead negotiator was Posvar so I have ALL of this from the source in real time.

So. let’s get into week 2 of the 2017 season!

PITT at #4 Penn State 3:30 PM, Well, last year PITT won the first game of the renewed rivalry and that is all that matters to me. PSU is a 21 point favorite but I think PITT covers. The rivalry is over though. Murdered by Joe Paterno. PSU has done a nice job rebuilding their program and the JoePa statue hasn’t been put back. Most of the joepa-flavored kool-aid drinkers have been shoved back into their basements because of the overwhelming evidence against him. PITT continues to be the better academic institution. PSU continues to look at cow butts 😆 …they do make great greens keepers tho, i will give them that. Of course, their once respected meteorology program was brought into disrepute as well. So, PSU is OK with anally raping little boys as long as the football program is winning and is OK with massive academic fraud as Mann still works there.

#13 Auburn at #3 Clemson 7:00 PM: Auburn is getting 5 at Death Valley. Clemson Covers and ends Auburn’s run (sadly, as I am an Auburn fan).

#5 Oklahoma at #2 Ohio State 7:30 PM, OSU looked very, very beatable last week, and that Oakie QB is Bigly Big Time. OU is an 8 point dog at The Shoe. I just don’t see it. OU beats the spread.

#15 Georgia at #24 Notre Dame 7:30 PM, UGA gets 5 at the Golden Domers. BULLDOGS! beats that spread.

#14 Stanford at #6 USC 8:30 PM, this is the 10th anniversary of one of my favorite games, Stanford a 44 point dog goes in a beast USC flat out. This will be a great test for USC’s QB Darnold. Today, Stanford is a 6 point dog. USC beats that spread.

Utah versus BYU 10:15 PM. I always root against the mcmuffins/romney’s. The Utes runs into SLC and stomps ass and beat the spread.

Hurricane Irma

by coldwarrior ( 143 Comments › )
Filed under meteorology, Open thread at September 6th, 2017 - 7:50 am

I am having a very very hard time wrapping my head around this:

SUMMARY OF 500 AM AST…0900 UTC…INFORMATION
———————————————-
LOCATION…17.9N 62.6W
ABOUT 35 MI…55 KM ESE OF ST. MARTIN
ABOUT 145 MI…235 KM E OF ST. CROIX
MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS…185 MPH…295 KM/H
PRESENT MOVEMENT…WNW OR 285 DEGREES AT 16 MPH…26 KM/H
MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE…914 MB…26.99 INCHES

I’ve traveled 150-160 mph on a very fast, very red Japanese motorcycle a few times (hence the reason I don’t have it anymore but that’s another story all together). I can’t seem to REALLY ‘get 185mpg wind.

The minimum pressure of 26.99 inches is pretty astounding as well. Sandy was 27.76, Typhoon Tip was the lowest at 25.69 which hit 190mph winds.

Labor Day 2017 Open

by coldwarrior ( 60 Comments › )
Filed under Open thread at September 4th, 2017 - 8:50 am

Enjoy this open…I’m in the salt mines for 3 more days.


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