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Jesse Ventura blames the CIA for Mideast unrest OOT

by Phantom Ace ( 125 Comments › )
Filed under Entertainment, OOT, Open thread at September 15th, 2012 - 10:44 pm

Former Minnesota Governor and Wrestling legend, Jesse Ventura, has gone off the rails in recent years. He hosted a cable show about conspiracy theories at one point. He is a 9/11 “truther” who believes that Bush and Cheney orchestrated the attacks. Ventura threatened to move to Mexico after being patted down by the TSA at an airport. He called the US a Fascist state and said that Mexico was a freer country. Well he hasn’t moved there yet and now he comes up with a more ridiculous claim. Ventura alleges that the CIA is behind the recent attacks and riots at US Embassies in the Middle East!

NEW YORK — Former Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura, an avid and prolific conspiracist, says it’s possible the U.S. government is intentionally inflaming the current turmoil in the Middle East.

“Who knows what caused it? Let’s remember the CIA’s job is to go out and create wars,” Ventura told The Daily Caller during an extensive interview.

Pressed on whether he really believes the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency orchestrated the attacks on America’s embassies in the Middle East, Ventura said, “I have no idea, but I don’t trust my government if that’s what you’re asking me. They’ve lied to me too many times recently.”

The steroid use has clearly made Jesse Ventura stupid. It’s a shame that a former Navy Seal has become a laughing stock.
This is the OOT!

 

A TwIsTeD Conspiracy Theory: Israel and Iran are in cahoots to have a war!

by Phantom Ace ( 132 Comments › )
Filed under Ahmadinejad, Humor, IDF, Iran, Israel at November 4th, 2011 - 2:00 pm

Jews are one of the most demonized groups in world history. There is a segment of humanity that sees Jews behind every plot. Part of this is class resentment due to Jewish economic success. Another is outright racial hatred. These anti-Semites and their hate knows no bounds.

The latest conspiracy theory about Jews is unreal. Just when you think people can’t make stuff up, this really takes the cake. According to an article at Veterans Today, Israel is in cahoots with the Ayatollahs. That’s right, Israel and Iran are buddies. The theory is that the Iranian regime and Israel need each other. They need an enemy to marginalize their internal opposition. Therefore The Ayatollahs will allow Israel to attack its facilities and they will have a war to prop up both the Israel and Iranian governments. The story gets crazier, supposedly Israel controls Hamas and the war with Hizballah was faked!

Secret contacts between Prime Minister Ahmadinejad, Ayatollah Khameni and counterparts in Israel, Russia and Turkey have been uncovered outlining a plan to stage an attack on Iran by Israel with full permission of the key groups within the leadership of the Iranian government and the clerics who oversee them. Members of opposition groups who have learned of this plan are livid.

The attack, scheduled for any day now, has one primary purpose. 

It is meant to stabilize both the Iranian and Israeli governments, both of which have strong opposition at home and face charges of corruption and to correct major regional financial disaster each confront. 

The “deal” between Israel and Iran is much closer to something out of the Sopranos than normal international relations.

This is pure “mob rule.”

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Iran’s government is unstable, unpopular, considered extremely corrupt and is subject to pressure both internally and externally and we note from the continual talk of “sanctions.”

Post revolutionary Iran has a theocratic government, whose elected officials are subject to oversight by a religious authority. 

However, it is the religious authority itself that is currently the subject of most accusations of corruption and reported to be behind this new deal with Israel.

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As the use of Georgia may be seen as a provocation by Russia, even if the attacks never manifest as anything other than more “firing blanks” like Israel’s tussle with Hezbollah in Lebanon, Russia may reconsider the delivery of this vital defense technology.

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Israel gets to focus its internal problems on an external enemy and, in the process, get another “big win” like the one the US got when it killed the long dead Osama bin Laden.

Netanyahu’s belief is that his domestic opposition, more powerful than ever, will be silenced and his strained relations with the US will be repaired.

Added to “the deal” are provisions for generous financial windfalls for all involved.

Similarly, we have traced payments to Hamas made by Israel, stretching back many years.

We have also traced Israel’s control in a number of publications supposedly dedicated to the Palestinian cause, all carefully used by Israel to orchestrate tensions and derail any potential trust or cooperation.

Read the Rest: Iran and Israel Caught – Partnering in Nuclear Attack Ploy

This is a conspiracy that Alex Jones, Ron Paul or Charles Johnson wish they thought of. It’s so ridiculous that it took me an hour to do this post. I couldn’t stop laughing. I’ll let the readers tear this apart!

Conspiracy theories are now being used to explain Obama’s failings

by Mojambo ( 58 Comments › )
Filed under Barack Obama, Democratic Party, Elections 2010, History, Progressives, Republican Party at November 27th, 2010 - 6:30 pm

Considering that he had control of the Senate and House as well as the popular culture, 90% of the media,  academia, and Hollywood –  blaming  his failures on conspiracies is a bit lame. His policies failed because he tried to take a center-right nation way over to the Left. In a way I hope that Obama does not learn the lessons from 2010 so there can be no excuse for people not knowing how left-wing he is in 2012. However we need to run a candidate with an impressive resume in both government and private industry that has appeal to Independents and disaffected ethnic and “Blue Dog” Democrats, someone who can point to a solid record of job creation and cannot be labled as a flake. What happened on November 2, 2010 was that our side won a Battle of Cannae  – yet Obama is still a formidable foe with lots of legions to call upon to replace those that were destroyed. We should have won two or three more Senate seats and at least 75 – 80  House seats. Obama has substantial reserves (like Republican Rome had after Hannibal’s victory at Cannae on August 2, 216 B.C.) that he can call upon – unions, Democratic political machines, the media, etc.  Anyone who thinks he will be an easy opponent to defeat two years from now with a “You betcha” candidate is smoking some heavy weed. Any slight economic improvement no matter how small is going to trumpeted (falsely) as a major economic turning  point. We have a lot of work ahead of us before we can be assured that the moving vans will be pulling up to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in January 2013.  Hannibal Barca won a smashing victory at Cannae but was not able to finish Rome off. We need to finish Obama off for good!!!

by Michael Gerson

Following two years of poor economic performance and electoral repudiation, liberalism is casting around for narratives to explain its failure – narratives that don’t involve the admission of inadequacies in liberalism itself.

For some, the solution is to lay the blame on President Obama. He hasn’t been liberal enough. He can’t communicate. “I cannot recall a president,” Robert Kuttner says in the Huffington Post, “who generated so much excitement as a candidate but who turned out to be such a political dud as a chief executive.” Obama is “fast becoming more albatross than ally.”

This is an ideological movement at its most cynical, attempting to throw overboard its once-revered leader to avoid the taint of his problems.

But there is an alternative narrative, developed by those who can’t shake their reverence for Obama. If a president of this quality and insight has failed, it must be because his opponents are uniquely evil, coordinated and effective. The problem is not Obama but the ruthless conspiracy against him.

So Matt Yglesias warns the White House to be prepared for “deliberate economic sabotage” from the GOP – as though Chamber of Commerce SWAT teams, no doubt funded by foreigners, are preparing attacks on the electrical grid. Paul Krugman contends that “Republicans want the economy to stay weak as long as there’s a Democrat in the White House.” Steve Benen explains, “We’re talking about a major political party . . . possibly undermining the strength of the country – on purpose, in public, without apology or shame – for no other reason than to give themselves a campaign advantage in 2012.” Benen’s posting was titled “None Dare Call it Sabotage.”

So what is the proof of this charge? It seems to have something to do with Republicans criticizing quantitative easing by the Federal Reserve. And opposing federal spending. And, according to Benen, creating “massive economic uncertainty by vowing to gut the national health care system.”

One is tempted to respond that it is $1 trillion in new debt, the prospect of higher taxes and a complicated, disruptive health-reform law that have created “massive economic uncertainty.” For the purposes of this argument, however, it is sufficient to say that all these economic policy debates have two sides.

Yet this is precisely what the sabotage theorists must deny. They must assert that the case for liberal policies is so self-evident that all opposition is malevolent. But given the recent record of liberal economics, policies that seem self-evident to them now seem questionable to many. Objective conditions call for alternatives. And Republicans are advocating the conservative alternatives – monetary restraint, lower spending, lower taxes – they have embraced for 30 years.

It is difficult to overstate how offensive elected Republicans find the sabotage accusation, which Obama himself has come very close to making. During the run-up to the midterm election, the president said at a town hall meeting in Racine, Wis.: “Before I was even inaugurated, there were leaders on the other side of the aisle who got together and they made the calculation that if Obama fails, then we win.” Some Republican leaders naturally took this as an attack on their motives. Was the president really contending that Republican representatives want their constituents to be unemployed in order to gain a political benefit for themselves? No charge from the campaign more effectively undermined the possibility of future cooperation.

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Read the rest: Liberals resort to conspiracy theories to explain Obama’s problems

Rolling Stone Peddles Unhinged Conspiracy Lunacy

by snork ( 132 Comments › )
Filed under Climate, Media, Science at January 21st, 2010 - 6:30 pm

I’ve never read Rolling Stone. The name seems junky. But in some circles it’s considered a serious mag. Why, I have no idea. This foaming-at-the-mouth conspiracy whack job piece was featured at 1.0 as a “must read”. It lists the 17 “climate killers”, who want the climate dead. They’re described as “17 polluters and deniers who are derailing efforts to curb global warming”.

So who are these “polluters and deniers”? Top of the list: Warren Buffett:

Despite being a key adviser to Obama during the financial crisis, America’s best-known investor has been blasting the president’s push to curb global warming — using the same lying points promoted by far-right Republicans.

Hyperventilate much? The rest of the Buffet screed says zero about climate science, and rants about how he’s making bets in the market that carbon controls will fail. No shiite, Sherlock. That’s what investors do. They make bets. Idiot.

Number 2 is Rupert Murdoch. Again, not a word about the validity of the science, only a sob story about how Murdoch isn’t cheerleading the climate church.

Number 3, is the head of the American Petroleum Institute, and 4, the CEO of ExxonMobil. The grievance, again, is that they’re not supporting the political movement.

This is not the first time that API has been at the center of a secretive campaign to derail carbon controls. In the late 1990s, the institute conspired with Exxon and a cadre of right-wing think tanks to create the “Global Climate Science Communications Action Plan” — an $8 million effort to fund climate research that hypes the “weaknesses in scientific understanding” of global warming. “Victory will be achieved,” the plan explained, when “those promoting the Kyoto treaty on the basis of extant science appear to be out of touch with reality.”

OMG!!! Ponies!!! The industry is resisting the people trying to put a noose around their necks. Imagine that! Again, not a word about the validity of the science.

Number 5. “The Dirty Democrat” Sen. Mary Landrieu. How dare a donkey step out of line!

Landrieu — who boasts of being “the most fervent pro-drilling Democrat in the Senate” — has assured oil interests that she’ll be “putting the brakes” on current efforts to cap carbon pollution.

Who’da ever thunk that a politician from a major oil producing and refining state might actually represent the economic base of her state?

6 & 7: Marc Moreno and James Inhofe.

“He’s a central cell of the climate-denial machine,” says Kert Davies, research director for Greenpeace.

Repeat after me. There is no climate…There is no climate…There is no climate…

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