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Juche: Dennis Rodman to vacation with Kim Jung Un

by Phantom Ace ( 103 Comments › )
Filed under Christianity, Humor, JUCHE!, North Korea, OOT at March 14th, 2013 - 9:11 pm

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Dennis Rodman seems to have become a fan of the Juche religion of North Korea. He has defended Kim Jung Un as a great guy and as a good friend. Now he plans to take his love of Juche to a new level. Rodman plans to return to North Korea and vacation with Kim Jung Un!

Fresh off the heels of his controversial meeting with Kim Jong Un, former basketball star Dennis Rodman says he will return to North Korea in August to “vacation” with the country’s leader.

Rodman became the first American to meet the reclusive young leader in a visit to Pyongyang last month. In an interview with North Dakota’s KXJB, Rodman, 51, described Kim as a friend.

“I don’t condone what he does, but he’s my friend,” Rodman said. Rodman continued to say he will be “vacationing” with Kim in August.

Rodman’s remarks come amid rising tensions between North Korea and the United States, after the Asian nation threatened to launch a preemptive nuclear attack on the U.S. that would engulf Washington in a “sea of fire.”

Dennis Rodman will soon be included in the Pantheon of Juche deities!
In other Dennis Rodman news, he was present at the Vatican for the Papal Conclave. He was hoping to influence the conclave and help get a Black Pope elected.
The Papal Conclave Day Two

Dennis Rodman is in the Vatican launching the next chapter of his bizarre publicity stunt-world peace tour after newly dashed hopes to help elect the first black pope – and promote a gambling website in the process.

The former NBA basketball star was seen strolling past St Peter’s Square in a bright floral jacket on Wednesday as part of a trip he had hoped would influence Ghanaian Cardinal Peter Turkson’s papacy.

But Rodman didn’t seem too sure who he was supposed to be promoting when asked about it on Wednesday.

From Juche to Catholicism, there isn’t a religion that Dennis Rodman does not try to influence!

Juche: Unicorn Lair found in North Korea

by Phantom Ace ( 87 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, North Korea at March 12th, 2013 - 7:00 am

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When North Korea is not threatening war they are a hysterical nation. Their Juche belief system is so unreal that it makes UFO conspiracies look rational.

In a stunning archeological find, North Korea has discovered a Unicon lair. You read that correctly, North Korea claims to have found the existence of Unicorns. They claim this find proves Pyongyang was the ancient Capital of Korea.

Normally, North Korea‘s official state news agency is the place to go for reports ranging from the reclusive totalitarian state’s unparalleled scientific achievements to the limitless love which its inhabitants reserve for their successive leaders.

Yet in what appears to be a genuine world exclusive, the inimitable Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) has now broken the incredible news that archaeologists in Pyongyang have discovered a unicorn’s lair.

Or rather, the report says that they have “recently reconfirmed” the lair of one of the unicorns ridden by the ancient Korean King Tongmyong, founder of a kingdom which ruled parts of China and the Korean peninsula from the the 3rd century BC to 7th century AD.

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No word yet if the Korean Unicorn lair was the birth place of Dennis Rodman. The Juche religion is just funny as hell! It even includes Unicorns!

Juche: Dennis Rodman praises Kim Jung Un as a humble and a great guy!

by Phantom Ace ( 89 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, North Korea, Sports at March 3rd, 2013 - 6:00 pm

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It looks like Juche has won a new convert. Dennis Rodman has had nothing but praise for Kim Jung Un. In an interview with George Stephanopoulos, Rodman says his visit to North Korea was great and that Kim Jung Un is a good guy.

Stephanopoulos challenged Rodman repeatedly on his travel to North Korea and its atrocious human rights record but Rodman wasn’t having it.

“I don’t condone that. I hate the fact that he’s doing that. I didn’t talk about that. I saw people respected him, his family. He’s only 28. He’s not his dad. He’s not his grandpa. He is 28 years old. He’s very humble. He’s a very humble man. He don’t want war, that’s one thing he don’t want. He loves power. He loves control, because of his father, you know, stuff like that. But he’s just…he’s a great guy. He’s just a great guy. You sit down and talk to him,” said Rodman.

I wonder if Dennis Rodman will be part of the Juche mythology? Will The North Koreans claim that he appears in dreams to inspire belief in Juche?

Juche: Dennis Rodman visits North Korea

by Phantom Ace ( 50 Comments › )
Filed under North Korea, Sports at February 27th, 2013 - 5:00 pm

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Dennis Rodman was part of the Chicago Bull dynasty that dominated basketball in the 1990’s. He was a flamboyant outrageous character. In his latest nutty stunt, he now travels to North Korea!

PYONGYANG, North Korea (AP) — Former NBA star Dennis Rodman brought his basketball skills and flamboyant style — tattoos, nose studs and all — to the country with possibly the world’s strictest dress code: North Korea.

Arriving in Pyongyang, the American athlete and showman known as “The Worm” became an unlikely ambassador for sports diplomacy at a time of heightened tensions between the U.S. and North Korea. Or maybe not so unlikely: Young leader Kim Jong Un is said to have been a fan of the Chicago Bulls in the 1990s, when Rodman won three championships with the club.

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It’s my first time, I think it’s most of these guys’ first time here, so hopefully everything’s going to be OK , and hoping the kids have a good time for the game,” Rodman told reporters after arriving in North Korea on Tuesday.

Rodman and VICE’s producers said the Americans hope to engage in a little “basketball diplomacy” by running a basketball camp for children and playing with North Korea’s top basketball stars.

“Is sending the Harlem Globetrotters and Dennis Rodman to the DPRK strange? In a word, yes,” said Shane Smith, the VICE founder who is host of the upcoming series, referring to North Korea by the initials of its formal name, the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea. “But finding common ground on the basketball court is a beautiful thing.”

I wonder if Dennis Rodman will see weeping bears and crying birds?