When North Korea is not threatening war they are a hysterical nation. Their Juche belief system is so unreal that it makes UFO conspiracies look rational.
In a stunning archeological find, North Korea has discovered a Unicon lair. You read that correctly, North Korea claims to have found the existence of Unicorns. They claim this find proves Pyongyang was the ancient Capital of Korea.
Normally, North Korea‘s official state news agency is the place to go for reports ranging from the reclusive totalitarian state’s unparalleled scientific achievements to the limitless love which its inhabitants reserve for their successive leaders.
Yet in what appears to be a genuine world exclusive, the inimitable Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) has now broken the incredible news that archaeologists in Pyongyang have discovered a unicorn’s lair.
Or rather, the report says that they have “recently reconfirmed” the lair of one of the unicorns ridden by the ancient Korean King Tongmyong, founder of a kingdom which ruled parts of China and the Korean peninsula from the the 3rd century BC to 7th century AD.
No word yet if the Korean Unicorn lair was the birth place of Dennis Rodman. The Juche religion is just funny as hell! It even includes Unicorns!
