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Juche: Unicorn Lair found in North Korea

by Phantom Ace ( 87 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, North Korea at March 12th, 2013 - 7:00 am


When North Korea is not threatening war they are a hysterical nation. Their Juche belief system is so unreal that it makes UFO conspiracies look rational.

In a stunning archeological find, North Korea has discovered a Unicon lair. You read that correctly, North Korea claims to have found the existence of Unicorns. They claim this find proves Pyongyang was the ancient Capital of Korea.

Normally, North Korea‘s official state news agency is the place to go for reports ranging from the reclusive totalitarian state’s unparalleled scientific achievements to the limitless love which its inhabitants reserve for their successive leaders.

Yet in what appears to be a genuine world exclusive, the inimitable Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) has now broken the incredible news that archaeologists in Pyongyang have discovered a unicorn’s lair.

Or rather, the report says that they have “recently reconfirmed” the lair of one of the unicorns ridden by the ancient Korean King Tongmyong, founder of a kingdom which ruled parts of China and the Korean peninsula from the the 3rd century BC to 7th century AD.


No word yet if the Korean Unicorn lair was the birth place of Dennis Rodman. The Juche religion is just funny as hell! It even includes Unicorns!

Enough with the unicorns!

by 1389AD ( 84 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, Open thread at February 13th, 2011 - 6:00 pm

These guys are a lot more fun!

Narwhals cartoon video by Weebl’s Stuff

Read about actual narwhals on Wikipedia.

Cease and Desist

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 153 Comments › )
Filed under Art, Humor, Open thread at June 29th, 2010 - 11:00 pm

Recently, Snork emailed me a .jpg image of the infamous Unicorn Meat (as shown below left). Here is part of the advertisement from Think Geek:

The Unicorn Meat advert went semi-viral after it was posted on April Fools’ Day this year. But there’s an update to the innocent prank.

I’d never heard of the National Pork Board, but apparently they sniffed out a clear case of trademark infringement. On 5 May 2010, the international law firm of Faegre & Benson faxed the owners of the Think Geek website a 12-page letter, excerpted below.

“This law firm represents National Pork Board in connection with its intellectual property rights.

We are writing to you in connection with your activities at the website www.thinkgeek.com, wherein you have been marketing a product called “Radiant Farms Canned Unicorn Meat” using the slogan “Unicorn- the new white meat.”

See, NPB owns the trademark “The Other White Meat” in the U.S., Canada, and the European Union.  Unfortunately their lawyers didn’t realize that Trademark Infringement does not extend to parodies, and that unicorns don’t really exist. [Full story here, via here.]

Speaking of the sparkly-assed rainbow-pooping bastards, lets have an Overnight Open Thread. With some Pâté.