The official Korean agency claims that that Bears were seen morning the death of King Jong Il. They have also dubbed his successor Kim Jung-Un, an unrivaled military genius!
The death of Kim Jong-Il has been mourned by bears, it has been claimed.
The Korean Central News Agency reported last week that a family of bears – usually hibernating throughout the winter – had been observed weeping following the death of the Dear Leader.
“The bears, believed to be a mother and cubs, were staying on the road, crying woefully,” it said.
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Similarly, the process of building a mythical reputation for successor Kim Jong-Un has already begun.
He is portrayed as the spitting image of his grandfather and has been dubbed the “genius of geniuses” in military affairs despite having no known military experience.
I think these Bears were laughing at the Koreans mourning this despot. As for Kim Jong-Un being a military genius, hey anyone can be general playing video games!