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Football Season Starts… NOW!

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 38 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, OOT, Open thread, Sports at February 5th, 2012 - 11:00 pm

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Although we’re merely minutes into the New Football Season, the Steelers are looking pretty good so far, and Kim Jong Un says they’re gonna go all the way.

Now that everyone is all liquored up due to the halftime Madonnaberration, we find ourselves defenseless and susceptible to suggestion. Here’s your chance to have your way with The Overnight Open Thread.

Bears mourn Kim Jong Il’s death and Kim Jong-Un called a military genious

by Phantom Ace ( 6 Comments › )
Filed under Headlines, North Korea at January 11th, 2012 - 8:18 pm

The official Korean agency claims that that Bears were seen morning the death of King Jong Il. They have also dubbed his successor Kim Jung-Un, an unrivaled military genius!

The death of Kim Jong-Il has been mourned by bears, it has been claimed.

The Korean Central News Agency reported last week that a family of bears – usually hibernating throughout the winter – had been observed weeping following the death of the Dear Leader.

“The bears, believed to be a mother and cubs, were staying on the road, crying woefully,” it said.

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Similarly, the process of building a mythical reputation for successor Kim Jong-Un has already begun.

He is portrayed as the spitting image of his grandfather and has been dubbed the “genius of geniuses” in military affairs despite having no known military experience.

I think these Bears were laughing at the Koreans mourning this despot. As for Kim Jong-Un being a military genius, hey anyone can be general playing video games!