WASHINGTON DC, July 21 (Eliana News) – President Barack Obama was surprised again by an unexpected guest at his celebrity-only White House party last week. The Secret Service is apologizing for allowing a party crasher to make it deep enough into the party to engage in conversation with the President before being dragged away by red-faced security officials.
Eliana News has another exclusive report on what transpired in this conversation:
Party Crasher: Excuse me, President Obama. May I have a word with you?
Barry: Who are you? Nice t-shirt with the design of a tuxedo on it, by the way. It goes well with your ponytail.
Party Crasher: Thanks. I spent 3 months’ income on this.
Barry: Oh. You’re a party crasher. Where’s my security….?
Party Crasher: No no no! Mr. President, I need to speak with you. My name is [EXPLETIVE DELETED] and I run an extremely influential blog called [EXPLETIVE DELETED]. My blog is so powerful that I determine who will be elected in America!!
Barry: You run an iPod?
Party Crasher: No! It’s a BLOG. B-L-O-G!
Barry: Is it bigger or smaller than an iPod?
Party Crasher: No, it’s a BLOG! Surely you have heard of me! I determine the results of American elections!
Barry: Oh. In that case, let me see this iBlog. Are you carrying it in your pocket? Does it play music and send Twitters?
Party Crasher: No, it’s not in my pocket!! It’s a website!!
Barry: Oh. Where’s my security..?
Party Crasher: Guess what, Mr. President? I’m on your side now. I wish I had voted for you.
Barry: You didn’t vote for me?? You probably didn’t send me any money either. You can afford a fancy iBlog in your pocket that plays music and sends Twitters but you couldn’t send me any money?? Where’s my security???
Party Crasher: I’m sorry, Mr. President.
Barry: Well, don’t get your ponytail in a knot. What did you want to say to me, anyway?
Party Crasher: I don’t know.
Barry: Security is coming. They’ll see you to the door. Hit the Tip Jar on your way out.
Party Crasher: [Indistinguishable muttering as he is dragged away…]
Barry: HA! They say I know nothing about technology. I knew what an iBlog was right away!! I’ll get Rahm to buy me one so that I can determine the results of American elections!
— Eliana News
