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“Though it didn’t really register, George’s paws were comically large even then. But all we saw was this cute puppy.

“We certainly never dreamed he would one day become the biggest dog in the world, standing nearly 4ft high at the shoulder, 7ft long and weighing nearly 18 stone. Right now, he just looked bewildered.”

All I could think of when I saw that photo was, “Dang. Dude’s got some big feets.” His legs-to-torso ratio look to be about 3 to 1, making him a  human composite of Numbers 2, 4 & 6 below:

Whatever your shape, or whatever shape you’re in, pull up a seat, kick off your shoes and put up your dogs, ’cause it’s time for The Overnight Open Thread.