This in from Argentina – while the US president it telling us about how spreading the wealth around is good for all of us, Argentina’s president says Pork is good for your love life.
This explains a few things. These Islamic splodydopes have erectile dysfunction, and blow themselves up thinking that their peckers will work in heaven, and then they get there, and find out that they’re missing the secret vitamin P.
Many people in this beef-loving nation reacted with surprise Thursday after Cristina Fernandez promoted pork in a speech during which she not only said pork is better than Viagra, but suggested she’s personally proven it.
This I’d like to see. Anyway, poor Abdulla. He gets to heaven, and has 72 virgins swarming all over him, and can’t get it up because of pork-poor peter perkiness deficiency syndrome. And all because he was a good Muslim.
Allah has a sense of humor. A wicked one. This is an open thread.
UPDATE: Hat tip to Miss Trixie for this pic:
