Seriously, the libs are getting more than a little worried that the House seat once held by now-Senator Chuck (the schmuck) Schumer (Libturd-NY), and most recently by the disgraced former Congressman Anthony Weiner (Pervert-NY), who was caught sending out emails and tweets via his public twitter account showing his, well, weiner; could be in jeopardy.
So naturally, after the X-rated emails and “sexting“, which Weiner sent to a female admirer’s email, were mentioned in Andrew Breitbart’s biggovernment.com blog, Weiner attempted damage control and claimed his account had been hacked and that the photos were not of him. Yeah right Weiner, whatever, dude. You live by the weiner, you die by the weiner.
It’s that damn “Vast Right Wing Conspiracy”, again that caused you to drop your drawers and show your, well, weiner to her, huh???
After the numerous Weiner denials, it went mainstream and was of such embarrassing and epic national proportions that it could be fodder for national daytime trashy TV talk shows such as Montell Williams, Maury Povich, and Steve Wilkos; and caused Weiner to resign from Congress. We now have a Weiner-free Congress.
So naturally, the Republican who wants to replace Weiner is none other than the creator of the TV program that started it all and showed millions of worthless Americans sitting at home on their fat butts collecting welfare and watching trash TV, that yes, as bad as their lives are, they could be so much worse, and leaves them feeling better about themselves after watching it, because it shows the pathetic lives of trailer-trash hillbillies, rednecks, and other assorted miscreants. That would be “The Jerry Springer Show” creator Bob Turner. How appropriate, huh?
So, the moral of this story is that if Weiner had just kept his weiner where it belongs, he’d still be in Congress.
A Republican has not held this seat in a mostly Jewish area of Brooklyn since 1923, so this is big news, and this will surprise all of you, hope you’re sitting down- The New York Slimes has endorsed the dimocrat!
DCCC Drops A Half-Million To Save Weiner Seat
Democrats are showing the clearest sign yet of concern ahead of next Tuesday’s special election in New York’s 9th District – the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee is going up on air with an expensive television buy in the campaign’s closing days.
According to buy information obtained by Hotline On Call, the DCCC has made a $483,500 TV ad buy in the district, starting tomorrow through Monday. The broadcast TV buy will not air on September 11, the 10th anniversary of the 9/11 terrorist attacks.
The Democratic super PAC House Majority PAC has also bought advertising time in the district as well.
The fight to succeed disgraced former Rep. Anthony Weiner has turned into a neck and neck race in the Brooklyn and Queens district. Democratic Assemblyman David Weprin went up on air yesterday with a $270,000 buy on New York City broadcast television, as polls have shown Republican Bob Turner closing in, despite the district’s 133,000 Democratic voter registration edge.
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