The New York Giants open their season against the Dallas Cowboys tonight last Thursday, 8:30 p.m. on your local NBC affiliate. Normally this game would have taken place tomorrow, but apparently Obama told them to move it because he’s speaking at another football stadium in Charlotte at the DNC and accepting the nomination. Oh wait, he’s not in a stadium after all; it’s been moved – to the >20,000 seat arena. (Note: Cowboys won 24-17.)
Meanwhile, Bill Clinton, perjurer in chief and pervert extraordinaire, disbarred and banned from practicing before the Supreme Court, will be headlining over at the DNC.
Magic 8 Ball says delegates will be watching game on their cell phones and cheering at inappropriate moments, sending Chris Matthews into reality hyperdrive, finally forcing him off the air and into a padded cell.
Meanwhile, just to remind you why we’re not voting for him:
Rodan Update: This thread was supposed to go up Thursday, but we are using today.
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Tags: Sunday Football.
