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People Laughing Alone With Salad. Amazing what a little sprinkle of [insert slang name of illicit recreational drug here] will do to perk up a bowl of kale and keep anorexic models amused while a stock photo photographer clicks away.

BTW– Is that a male or female at upper left? What advertisement did that non-bulimic ambi-sexual person appear in? (Not that it matters, but the thought of bulimia makes me wanna puke.)

So what follows a salad with chucklehead dressing? The main course, of course, better known around these parts as The Overnight Open Thread.