I don’t know about you, but this FailSlut is repulsive. She’s trying to make an anorexic statement in a showercap, but maybe I’m just too dense to understand the attraction of a white spider girl leaning on a hot car that I’ll never afford and don’t want.

I bet she can’t even ___________________________.

Perhaps she’ll put on some pounds and lean on a real machine like these gals do, and maybe someday we’ll even revisit her Pompatus Of Love on
The Overnight Open Thread.