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iPhone users target of ‘Wave’ microwave oven charging hoax #FAIL

by 1389AD ( 191 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, Open thread, Technology at September 25th, 2014 - 6:05 am

 

(Photo here.)

CTV News has the story:

A fake Apple ad making the rounds online claims that iPhone users can charge their devices wirelessly in the microwave.

The ad, which shares many design characteristics with official Apple advertising, describes a new ‘Wave’ feature in iOS 8, the latest mobile operating system released for Apple’s mobile device users.

“You can now Wave-charge your device by placing it within a household microwave for a minute and a half,” reads the post. “iOS 8 contains new drivers that interface with your device’s radio-baseband allowing it to synchronize with microwave frequencies and use them to recharge our batter.”

If that sounds too good to be true, that’s because it is. Putting your phone in the microwave could ruin both the phone and the oven within seconds.

Nevertheless, some people have posted on social media about their failed attempts to Wave-charge their phones. Rather than quick-charging their devices, people claimed the results were a burnt phone and a microwave fire.

The prank appears to have originated on the online bulletin board 4chan, where people wrote posts suggesting they had successfully charged their phones in microwaves.

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4chan, by the way, is an infamous hangout for sadistic pranksters, over-the-top perverts, and Internet trolls, who by their own admission are just terrible human beings. Just sayin’.

Real science here:

and now this:

SAN FRANCISCO — Two weeks ago, the press and public fawned over the new iPhone and Apple Watch. On Wednesday, they couldn’t gripe enough.

Apple yanked a spanking-new operating system update that disabled cellular service and access to the Touch ID fingerprint scanner, touching off a minor revolt on Twitter. Then, there is the matter of some iPhone 6 Plus models that bend.

Apple says it is “actively investigating” its software woes.

Welcome to the land of hype, sky-high expectations and frenzied customers.

“Clearly, after all of the anticipation, the big event (on Sept. 9), the very favorable reviews, these revelations perhaps dampen some of the enthusiasm for and around these offerings,” S&P Capital analyst Scott Kessler says. “But we don’t think that will fundamentally impair the prospects or the progress of these devices.”

Software bugs and a possible hardware glitch, while embarrassing, hardly tarnished Apple stock on Wednesday. Shares were down slightly, to $101.75. iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Plus phones, meanwhile, continue to sell at record rates.

The backlash, which took root on Twitter and escalated, underscore the risks a high-profile company like Apple faces when it releases a new product amid pent-up demand and expectations. Facebook has encountered the same vociferous reaction whenever it rolls out a new feature.

iPhones hard to find? You’ll have to play the waiting game

 

Americans’ reaction to new Apple products has become a rite of cultural passage: Wait in line for hours to be the first to get the new product, complain loudly about its deficiencies — which are eventually fixed — then pine for the next version of that product. (Steve Jobs may have been able to pull this off…)

 

“Apple compared to anyone else has a flawless track record in product, and that just raises the bar to catch them on something,” says Gene Munster, an analyst at Piper Jaffray. “It has become a game with these releases: Who can find the first problem?”

Jobs Under Обамаcare

by Deplorable Macker ( 67 Comments › )
Filed under Barack Obama, Health Care at October 9th, 2011 - 4:00 pm

With the recent passing of Apple’s driving force genius Steve Jobs, it doesn’t take a Rocket Scientist to figure out just how his life would have ended had Обамаcare been fully implemented.
For those out there who do need that Rocket Scientist, here’s a little hint: the iPad which I’m writing this post on…the same device those Wallbaggers are e-mailing Mommy and/or Daddy for more money so they can continue their anti-Capitalist tantrum…would be delayed significantly, or may have never seen the light of day.
Think about that when you read the following from John C. Goodman over at Townhall.com:

In most places in the world today a diagnosis of pancreatic cancer would be considered a death sentence. Aggressive treatment of the condition would be considered a poor use of medical resources — one involving considerable expense in return for only a few extra months of life. Perhaps Jobs’ cancer was of a rare variety that could be removed by surgery.
Even so, almost nowhere else in the world would a pancreatic cancer survivor be considered an appropriate candidate for a liver transplant. In Jobs’ case, the transplant apparently bought him only about two more years of life. In no other developed country would a patient get a liver transplant in order to live two more years.
In Britain, the National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence (NICE) is charged with deciding which treatments the British NHS will pay for and which it will not. NICE considers a treatment cost-effective only if the cost per quality adjusted life year (QALY) is £20,000 or less (about $31,000). Since the cost of a liver transplant plus two years of follow-up care are greater than that number, in Britain Jobs would not have made the cut.

In other words, even the enormous contributions Jobs gave to the world would not have counted in his favor; Обамаcare’s Death Panels would have chopped him just as easily as the poor newborn baby with, for example, cerebral palsy or underdeveloped lungs.
To Президент Обама and the Filthy Communists who follow him, who “theorize” that the world’s economic, scientific, and medical potential is finite. You will be relegated to the ash heap of History!

Breaking News: Steve Jobs has died

by Phantom Ace ( 63 Comments › )
Filed under Breaking News at October 5th, 2011 - 8:00 pm

Steve Jobs, the founder of Apple has died. He was an example of American innovation and help this nation’s living standard.

Rest in Peace.


UPDATE by Macker: Apple’s web stie pays respect :

A Different Way To Blog: THANK YOU Steve Jobs!

by Deplorable Macker ( 52 Comments › )
Filed under Technology at August 25th, 2011 - 8:00 pm

Over the years many of us watched Apple grow into what it is today, and are simply amazed. Yet, we all knew that there would come a time where its main guiding force, Steve Jobs, would step down as CEO.
As of yesterday, that time has now arrived:

To the Apple Board of Directors and the Apple Community:
I have always said if there ever came a day when I could no longer meet my duties and expectations as Apple’s CEO, I would be the first to let you know. Unfortunately, that day has come.
I hereby resign as CEO of Apple. I would like to serve, if the Board sees fit, as Chairman of the Board, director and Apple employee.
As far as my successor goes, I strongly recommend that we execute our succession plan and name Tim Cook as CEO of Apple.
I believe Apple’s brightest and most innovative days are ahead of it. And I look forward to watching and contributing to its success in a new role.
I have made some of the best friends of my life at Apple, and I thank you all for the many years of being able to work alongside you.
Steve

I have been a Mac owner for two decades…and now also a new iPad owner, from which this post is written (well, most of it anyway; I still had to go back to the Mac to insert the photo and categorize this!). It is his vision that inspires me to this day as I look to transform my career.
So, anyone who who has an iPad, please take a moment to share your experiences with it. I am still on the learning curve.
Please feel free to leave your comments about Jobs’ decision. He’s not gone entirely…he is taking a different role as Chairman of the Board.
THANK YOU, Steve, for everything that you’ve done to help us better connect with the world.