Nothing like a little innocuous innuendo in a post title to generate a cheap and sleazy traffic spike, especially on a Saturday Night Open Thread.
Speaking of the classic “Hot Rod Lincoln,” here’s the version that was covered by Johnny Bond, that was covered by Roger Miller, that was covered by Commander Cody, that was covered by Asleep At The Wheel:
Charlie Ryan & the Timber Riders hit the charts on 9 May 1960 with “Hot Rod Lincoln” even though it was recorded in 1955. Unfortunately the video nazi bastards prevent embedding it here, so you gotta click to hear it.