Gotta give kudos to the LGF lizard illustrator here. Nice job. Aside from that, do you really want to put a picture of lizards getting ready to eat ass on the front of your cookbook? You wonder why it’s not selling?

Then he woosed out on his own friggin’ cookbook. I assume he’s worried about getting sued for causing ptomaine and projectile vomiting. Here’s his disclaimer:

It’s not an official product of LGF (yeah, right) yet the Chuckwad collects profits from it. What a tapeworm.

IMO this post belongs on DoD, but the admins gave it blessings for an Overnight Open Thread.

[Update: Disclaimer –  The use of the image and quote above was found with a simple google search and is intended as satirical comment only. The cookbook is NOT endorsed by The Blogmocracy and no funds are intended to be generated nor received for the posting of the dumbass image on this site. This post in no way limits others from purchasing any stoopid cookbook. If anyone takes offense when viewing an image of lizards preparing to eat ass they can bite me.]