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(A pair of eyeglasses)/2 = an eyeglass, and a scissor is a knife. Just like a one-legged person might wear a pant, or maybe a trouser. In hot weather he might wear a short; for underwear, a brief or a boxer. A female uniped might wear a pantie under her culotte. But enough about Cy and Peggie and Woody. Let’s move onto a pair of  Overnight Open Thread.