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“So then I said, ‘Genii, for my second wish, please return my manhood to its previous size. Now for my third wish, I want a small house in a beautiful valley, with a fireplace, running water, an unlimited supply of cold beer, and with fishing nearby.’
You know, some geniis can be real assholes.“

Don’t know why folks complain when they get what they ask for, and in this case he got the dam house for nothing. Meanwhile, here’s another dam edition of
The Overnight Open Thread.