Those evil Rightwing Capitalist pigs: Russia and China have dared to infiltrate the People’s Electric Grid. How dare they do this to us. Our great Motherland is being attacked by these Fascist Pigs!

Electricity Grid in U.S. Penetrated By Spies

WASHINGTON — Cyberspies have penetrated the U.S. electrical grid and left behind software programs that could be used to disrupt the system, according to current and former national-security officials.

The spies came from China, Russia and other countries, these officials said, and were believed to be on a mission to navigate the U.S. electrical system and its controls. The intruders haven’t sought to damage the power grid or other key infrastructure, but officials warned they could try during a crisis or war.

“The Chinese have attempted to map our infrastructure, such as the electrical grid,” said a senior intelligence official. “So have the Russians.”

How dare these Fascist do this to us! Our Dear Leader Chairman Obama has offered them friendship. As the Capitalist Imperialist war mongers they are, China and Russia have rejected this. Their goal is to undermine Obama’s Glorious Change and punish the American Proletariat for having rejected the evils of Capitalism!

/Sarc!

In all seriousness, why is our Grid available to public access. They should be on secured Networks with limited access. Oh well the Russians and Chinese like their clenched fists. Those Capitalist Bastards!

(Hat Tip: Lancekates)