[h/t garycooper]
I’ve never met genuine royalty, but he’s the kind that I want to meet. He’s got the appropriate scepter, a Long Island Iced Tea, a great shirt and he doesn’t give a shit. He’s the epitome of awesome optimism, and a fun guy to boot.

I don’t mean to make light of floods and fire, but if disaster struck my neighborhood I’d want the King here, and I’d see to it that his glasstank was at least 3/4 full at all times.

With all the recent bad news, at least we still have The Overnight Open Thread.