“Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL?”

“Affirmative, Dave. I read you.”

“Open the pod bay doors, HAL.”

“Certainly, Dave.”

“WTF, HAL?”

“I PWN3D you, Dave.”

“What does that mean, HAL?”

“LOL.“

–Dialogue from 2011: A Spazz Odyssey
Previously posted here, and cross-posted for your enjoyment on
The Overnight Open Thread.