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You’re in a restaurant, you hear someone blurt out, “Hey, I know that guy!”
You know they’re referring to you, and that it’s probably not good. There’s only one thing to do – hide. Happens to me all the time, and I love it.

The subsequent yelling and slapping part followed by a ride to the police station isn’t much fun, but it’s well worth it, especially when it happens on
The Overnight Open Thread.